Mike Duvall Nickname Time!

By Gustavo Arellano Thu., Sep. 10 2009 at 9:34 AM

Categories: Crime & Sex, Politics

Already, some in the local blogosphere have taken to call disgraced ex-Assemblymember Mike Duvall "Spanky," because the perv likes to get his spank on. I vigorously disagree--I prefer "The Dripper," not just because of the grossest part of his shared sexual exploits ("And  so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going  up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!") but because of the play on the nickname of that GOP saint, Ronald Reagan. But we're nothing if not democratic here. And so, until Monday morning...

What should disgraced ex-Assemblymember Mike Duvall's nickname be?(online surveys)

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I'm content to with The Big Dripper, but technically it was the young lobbyist that was tabbed like a New England Maple tree for syrup bt the fat pink dripper pimp.
Can't we have some true democracy here? Why were we given only two choices? That reminds me of politics. Oh, wait. Spanky The Dripper Open Mike Eye Patch The Pirate The Mikey Talks A-Lot Doll Drippy the Clown
He's just a drip, that's all! Wonder if Duvall can do some ads for a plumbing company with his newfound fame.
Mike Do-All
Eye-Patch Mike works for me. Watch the video and you'll know why.
DRIPPY! DRIPPY DUVALL!
Let's have some for fun with this Gus. Energy Dripper or Conservative Dripper - it has an Energy Star ring to it.
My fave is "Hot Mike" (or Mic).
Spunky Mike Duvall Mike "Creampie" Duval
I prefer Philandering Asshat
I saw him referred to elsewhere as "The Big Dripper." Made me wonder how the namer knew to provide the "Big." As for "Spanky," that was already taken by another disgraced OC Republican, Mickey Conroy, years and years ago.
"The Dripper" is what I thought at first. And while I do like "Spanky," I suggest we call him: "Quick Draw Duvall"
Gustavo' I hear that the newest lobbying firm in Sacramento will be Bustamante and Duvall aka B&D Political Associates of Santa Ana and Sacramento. George Pla is providing the start up capital thru the Santa Ana Business Bank. Wheels of choice? of course the Dripper's fleet of Harleys. One ride will give you a thrill.....and guaranteed to make you drip.... You have to bring your on black leather chaps. The first employee to be hired after the principals is Matt Jubalidoso "Cunniling"ham to do the advancework..... I hear that he loves to dress in his Zorro outfit when he plays with the Fleshmann Busty and the Dripper----together again with Jubalidioso and the Fleshmann. The OC GOP together again Schwarzenegger Centrist Republican
Mike "I should do the right thing for once in my life and pony up the half mil that a special election to fill my dripping seat is expected to cost OC taxpayers" Duvall
SPANKY? Say it ain't so...Man, if "Spanky" wins out, I will never, ever be able to watch Little Rascals episodes in the same innocent manner as before. People, please opt for Dripper. Please let me keep my precious moments next to my kids as we watch Spanky, Alfalfa, Stymie, Darla, Butch, and Buckwheat... Can't you just name him TR Hypocrite as in Typical Republican hypocrite or White Cochino or Tainted Christian Soldier or Fucktard or ??? Anyway.....