Octomom Uncensored To Air on Fox Next Week

​For anyone who still cares, the AP is reporting that candid footage of the notorious La Habra baby mama with no baby daddy will make Nadya Suleman's reality show dreams a partial reality next week when Fox airs what it is promising will be mostly uncut, uncensored and un-narrated good stuff for a two-hour special.

The footage for the special was compiled by RadarOnline, but apparently it's not the drivel that they've been posting to their website for months. The private, candid stuff was sold to a production company for "an undisclosed amount" by Radar. The production company then sold it to Fox, which will air the unambiguously titled "Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage," next Wednesday Aug. 19 at 8 p.m. ET.

The burning question our dirty readers keep asking us, and which we're hoping "The Incredible Unseen Footage" will answer in fleshy detail: Does Octomom get time to masturbate with all those kids around? And if so, does she leave her big shades on?