Sheriff Hutchens Memoralized In Song!

Based on the song Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee from Grease, a reader's* ode to Orange County Sheriff Sandra Hutchens:

Look at me, I'm Sandra Sue
Lousy with gun issue
Won't let you speak, if we disagree
I can't--I'm Sandra Sue

Watch it! Hey I'm from LA
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across, 
Though the Supes I have lost,
My way, or the highway.

I don't drink (no)
Or swear (no)
I don't rat my hair (eew)
I get ill from one cigarette
(cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Or my gun will draw
My trigger, I'll pull, you can bet?

As for you, the Media
I know what you wanna do
You got your post

Your blogs with the most
I'm just plain Sandra Sue

CPRA. CPRA, let me be!
Keep that CCW, far from me!
Just keep your cool
Or my thugs I will pool
Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Sue!

*powerful and well-connected