|Child Left Behind|
"No, the courthouse was closed yesterday because of something called 'Senior Chavez Day' and I'm pissed. (Ten-second pause.) I don't know. I think it has something to do with old Mexicans."
--Twenty-something caucasian female, who apparently escaped high school without knowing the key California historical identity of Cesar Chavez, on her cell phone this morning while entering an Orange County Superior Courthouse. More frightening: she could be sitting on a jury!