The "Real" Housewives of Orange County

This week's episode of "Old, Rich Bitches Feeling Sorry For Themselves" "The Real Housewives of OC," had absolutely no point whatsoever. The only noteworthy events were horse face Lauri's decision to leave the show to deal with her son's heroin problem and that bitch Vicki continuing to throw her sweet husband Don under the bus by complaining about what a terrible husband he is in front of their mutual friends and the entire nation.

I feel so sorry for Don. He has to be a saint to have dealt with that woman for all of these years. I hope she makes good on her threats and leaves him soon so that he can finally be set free from that devil woman's clutches. Then he'd be able to find a mentally stable partner who would actually respect him and treat him with a shred of dignity.

What I guess I'm trying to say is, if you haven't seen this episode yet, don't bother watching it. It's a waste of an hour of precious life that you'll never get back--ever. You'll be left wishing you'd spent the time differently, much like poor Don does when he thinks about his marriage.