Because You're Ugly: It's Not Too Late!

Look, it's not too late. Jump in the car, drive. See something in her size? Are Pokemon still cool? What's a Ped Egg?--just fucking grab it at this point. Hey, Macy's is even staying open until midnight today and tomorrow for people like you. Hurry.

South Coast Plaza: Mon.-Tues., 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Christmas Eve, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.

Bloomingdale's, South Coast Plaza: Mon.-Tues., 9 a.m.-11 p.m.; Christmas Eve, 8 a.m.-6 p.m.

Macy's, South Coast Plaza: Mon.-Tues., 7 a.m.- midnight; Christmas Eve, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

Nordstrom, South Coast Plaza: Mon.-Tues., 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Christmas Eve, 8 a.m.-6 p.m.

Saks Fifth Avenue, South Coast Plaza: Mon.-Tues., 10 a.m.- 9 p.m.; Christmas Eve, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.

Sears, South Coast Plaza: Mon.-Tues., 7 a.m.- 11 p.m.; Christmas Eve, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.

Irvine Spectrum Center: Mon.-Tues., 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Christmas Eve, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.
Block at Orange: Mon.-Tues., 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Christmas Eve, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.

Fashion Island: Mon.-Tues., 9:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Christmas Eve, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.

Brea Mall: Mon.-Tues., 8 a.m.- 11 p.m.; Christmas Eve, 8 a.m.-6 p.m.

Westfield Main Place, Santa Ana: Mon.-Tues., 8 a.m.-11 p.m.; Christmas Eve: 8 a.m.-6 p.m.

Nordstrom, Westfield Main Place: Mon.-Tues., 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Christmas Eve, 8 a.m.- 6 p.m.

Macy's, Westfield Main Place: Mon.-Tues., 7 a.m.-midnight; Christmas Eve, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

JCPenney, Westfield Main Place: Mon.-Tues., 7 a.m.-midnight; Christmas Eve, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.

Laguna Hills Mall: Mon.-Tues., 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Christmas Eve: 8 a.m.-6 p.m.

Shops at Mission Viejo: Mon.-Tues., 8 a.m.-10 p.m.' Christmas Eve, 8 a.m.-6 p.m.