Because You're Ugly: "I am Not a Paper Cup!"

Those $1.80 daily cups of Starbucks coffee not only add up after a while—that's $54 a month and $648 a year—but those disposable paper cups do, too.

Now you can bring in a totally reusable and totally eco-friendly coffee cup to the shop everyday, without worrying about plastic toxins and the loss of aesthetic. The $22 "I am Not a Paper Cup" is made of porcelain with a silicone top and is even dishwasher-safe. Now if only you can start making coffee every morning instead...

Purchase the "I am Not a Paper Cup" at FredFlare.com, $22.