Because You're Ugly: Baby Costumes

There's no satisfaction like the satisfaction you get when exploiting your child's cuteness. Holidays, it seems, proves to be the the perfect time to do this. So what do you have planned for your little ones this Halloween?

What's that? A $7.99 plastic costume from Target that the Joneses surely will have for their kid that's definitely not as cute as yours?

Look no further than Baby Style for the very best in child exploitation. There's a round-bellied dinosaur (my favorite!), a peacock (my second favorite!), a "pandorable" (!), elephant, lion, shark, chicken and more.

The costumes range from sizes for newborns to toddlers, aaand yes: they're 50% off when you enter the code BOO50 at checkout.

Yooou're welcome.