14 Reasons Why the Angels Lost Game 1 of the ALDS

• Ceizure, My summary of your post: " blah blah blah ASS blah blah blah ASS." Just like I keep saying. You are obsessed with my ass. But, the line about Angel's just being good for foreplay and no finish....that is a good one'. Sadly that has been the story for the last 5 years. Remind me about the last time the Dodgers finished the job. I am sure it must have been recently, right? Why else would you say that? I have been mistaken when I thought the last time they gave you more than foreplay, was 20 years ago.

• Miguelito Pendejito, Keep tickling my culo, papi, because that is what Angel fans are good for: puro foreplay and no finish. Keep barking out your ignorant generalities, you pinche vendido. My 'bandwagon' dates to my birth and through these veins run Dodger Blue as well as Laker Purple and Gold. And keep on lighting those stupid fireworks after an HR, I will continue to call the cops to squash your virtual noise machine. We Dodger fans not only talk the talk but also walk it, whether it's lean years or not. One thing I am jealous of your campo is, like 'Tavo says, your numerous plastic Barbie knock-offs. Man, what a sea of silicon tits (but NO NALGAS)! That's the worst part: No ASS on your ho's.. But keep your sorority puff heads and I will keep my raza and their 20 kids at the park and will have to do with the so-called cholo element. I'm in OC and, despite your talking ass point of 'leave it or love' I will stay and continue to rant against the fakes like yourself. Avoid the right world curtain (which I am sure you are a part of) pendejo, and instead of saying love it or leave it, say mejor love it and fix it. I will definitely try and fix you, my culo-tickling little love bitch.

• Si Gustavo, This is just foreplay for Cesar and I. GO ANGELS!!!!

• Hey, Cesar: You forgot to mention those hot South County/Newport Beach gals who shoot the T-shirts into the stands. Miguel: Sounds like you're pining for you cell papi, �qu�o?

• Cesar, You proved my point. Always with the ass play. Is that a Dodger thing too? Or that just trying to act all "prison tough" Talk about distractions. I would rather have a little fireworks or water show for a home run, than some fat belligerent degenerate chant "fuck the...(fill in the blank)" Or "(Fill in the blank_ ....SUCK!" Dodger fans trying to be all tough and street. It's a damn baseball game. It is entertainment it's meant to be fun. If you just want to act like a bunch of drunk, low life thug morons, PLEASE jump back on the Dodger bandwagon and get out of O.C. The only good thing about the Dodgers being in the play offs is we may be able to shake off some of those fickle Dodger fans who jumped on the Angels band wagon when they got tired of watching bad baseball. Cesar, do you want to play with my ass even more now?

• Hey, pendejo Miguel, bend over so that I can stick your Angels noise maker up your culo. I will make sure you are explained that I AM MExican and would stick that stick so far out your ass that you would be screaming "JIm ROME, JIM ROME!" since that's the frat asswipe who coined the Man=Ram name. So, fuck you and your team...GO AZUL!

• Ok, bandwagon Angel Fans, get onboard for your yearly demise. You may look all nice in your uniform red but why don't you stick to one color scheme for more than, say, two years. Stop trying to emulate Nebraska Red or Tx Ranger red. Go back to periwinkle and that stupid pigeon wing on the jersey front. You may have the best record in baseball and your stadium is full of 'entertainment' but it's obvious you need and more to keep you 'entertained'. Try and settle for, oh I don't know, a game of baseball and without the nedd for water shoots, fireworks, etc. But then again, your attention span and memory cache only dates back to your one and only Series victory. We (Dodgers) may not have a so-called state of the art stadium but I would take it above yours. So, cheers to you and your demise. GO AZUL!

• That was a stupid game. It looked too much the past stupid games against those stupid dirty Red Sox. But, Who is JoeL Saunders? Who is the stupid editor who is supposed to catch those typos? Why are Dodger fans so exited about a guy they call "MAN-RAM". Isn't that pretty gay. Or is just that the Dodger fans share that proud Mexican mentality that if you fuck a guy in the ass, that's not gay. But if you take it in the ass....what a fag. Either way, they can have their Red Sox cast off. Good luck affording you borrowed player next year. Or better yet, I hope you get him and all that comes with Man Ram being Man Ram.

• Scoscia needs to give up on his catchers already...

• You forgot the most important reason: Unlike the regular season, a short series is all about how 12 or so players produce, instead of a full roster. The Angels got great performances from their supporting cast this year, helping a team that, on paper, didn't have the names or stats of other teams, win more games. But those bit players won't get much of a chance in this series. Which puts more pressure on the starting angels who are anything but proven commodities: like Kendrick, Napoli, Aybar and Matthews. Last night, they went zero for 14. Chone Figgins drew the collar five times in the lead-off spot. That doens't give the 3-4-5 hitters much to work with. That's why the Red Sox will win this series. 3-5 the angels may have the edge, but 1-9 the red sox are vastly superior in terms of proven playoff experience. or has anyone else noticed that Texarkana has never been in a playoff game, Vladdy is a wretched post-season hitter and Scott Spezio is no longer an Angel? And, sorry, but the Angels have too many dopey looking white guys on their roster: garland, Saunders, Lackey, Speir, texarkana.Even jared weaver looks like a bad Todd Marinovich shroom trip. and while we all know that Scioscia wouldn't have been half the player or a third of the manager without the experience of orbiting in the gravitational field of the great inter-galactic body named Lasorda, is he trying to duplicate his mentor's physicalities as well? Don't fret: one Los Angeles baseball team will survive the first round. Now the Man-Ram. There's a man's man. And a baseball player!!!! And less we forget Joe Torre, a man who is the epitome of baseball. And not because of of his long playing or managing career. But because, in Jim Bouton's book, BALl four, a very ugly woman in the stands was once described by ballplayers as looking like: Joe Torre with tits. That's character, baby.

• Actually, what I REALLY meant are the stupid promos for stupid, unfunny impressionist Frank Calliendo and his stupid, unfunny TV show, which we're all forced to suffer through AGAIN this postseason, as long as the games are on TBS. Never thought I'd actually look FORWARD to listening to stupid Tim McCarver on stupid Fox...

• re: The stupid WHAT A YEAR! slogan painted on the dugout rooftops: You do mean the stupid WHAT A YEAR! slogan painted on the dugout rooftops and not the stupid 2008 ALDS logo and not the stupid MLB NETWORK 2009 logo and not the stupid 2010 ALL-STAR GAME logo I also saw all over the teevee, right?

• oh, the angels are the playoffs too? how cute. i'll check in on the game in between innings of the dodger game.

• ummmm i thought those noise maker fans were pretty sweet. Hell of a lot better than actually having to clap.

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