The Osama-Obama connection, and more "scoops" revealed!

No, not really. But one avid Weekly reader decided to help us out this morning with a little something we like to call a "scoop" in the news business.

Apparently our crack team of investigators dropped the ball again, failing to connect the dots because of our liberal agenda. This intrepid reader had the bravery to speak out and risk being shredded by our treacherous misinformation machine. Among his revelations was the once heavily guarded secret – although actually somewhat obvious in retrospect – fact that "Obama" sort of sounds like "Osama," therefore they are the same.

Hear the truth below, but be prepared to have your mind blown: