We got a telephone call today from a woman telling us that slender, silver-colored jet aircraft were flying back and forth in the heavens, leaving white smoke trails in their wake. These trails, she added, were drifting apart in the sky, turning it from clear blue to overcast over the course of the day.
"I know you're going to think this is nuts," she said.
Nuts? Why would we think that?
A quick check of the view from our offices on the fifth floor of OC Weekly's world headquarters revealed at least two similar trails, both of which were very wide and cloudlike. You could even say that the portion of the sky where those trails are is overcast. Clearly, these aircraft, posing as innocuous commercial airplanes, are actually weather control devices.
That's right folks, the government is controlling our weather with chem trails!
Don't take our word for it. Check out this video on Youtube of chem trails right here in Orange County. And ignore the idiotic comments by the guy who remarks that chem trails are simply exhaust being emitted by airplanes at high altitude, where the air is cold. Those are contrails, not chemtrails, moron!