Carl Karcher Already Spinning in His Grave
Anaheim burger titan Carl Karcher died on Friday (look for our obit in this Thursday's edition of your favorite fish wrapper), and how does the company he founded honor the man? By unveiling a stupid commercial for its breakfast burrito. Hey, pendejos: the long lines on the United States-Mexico border are those leaving Mexico, not entering. And those shots you used of long lines? Totally Tijuana. More importantly: BRING BACK THAT JUNIOR CHEESEBURGER WITH THE GOOD SAUCE YOU MADE BACK IN THE EARLY 1990s!!!!!!!!