Because You're Ugly: Panty liner-thin MacBook Air

"What the hell? Some femme pads are thicker!"

Dunno about you, but my friends and I are still staring with dropped jaws at the piece of tech candy Steve Jobs unveiled at Macworld 2008 yesterday.

Those Apple folks somehow stuffed an 80GB hard drive into this baby, and though they had to sacrifice an optical drive, made it such that software could be installed via a nearby Mac or PC with Wi-Fi. If you're curious to see how that works, check out this demo.

Leave it to Apple to make all our laptops seem ugly overnight. . .once again.