Killing Peter Cottontail
Just as children's thoughts begin to turn to visions of a friendly rabbit bearing gifts of chocolate, jelly beans, and peeps, Garden Grove is gearing up for a mass killing of bunnies.
Since Easter-- both Christianity's most sacred celebration, and the religion's leading bunny-themed holiday-- is almost here, perhaps the county's anti-rabbit strike force should use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. (Of course, the use of blessed munitions may raise separation of Church and State issues.)
Instruction from Brother Maynard on how to use the rabbit-killing relic here, via You Tube.