And the Ducks Winner Is...

Gracias to the many people who submitted entries to our "Win Gustavo's Anaheim Ducks Season Tickets" contest. All of them were great 25-words-or-less arguments on why a hockey team should be named after ducks; some examples included bawdy limericks, testaments to a duck's loyalty, even a case where a duck was apparently kept in a refrigerator for two days and lived.

The winner, however, didn't even talk about Ducks at all. Thomas Dickan's response is beautiful in its simplicity and...eh, read it for yourself below! And if you don't agree, vent your anger in the comments section!

THE WINNER

Canucks,
Canadiens,
Predators,
Devils,
Rangers,
Flyers,
Islanders,
Kings,
Lightning,
Hurricanes,
Flames,
Capitals,
Senators,
Coyotes,
Blackhawks,
Sharks,
Bruins,
Thrashers,
Panthers,
Penguins,
Ducks, why the hell not?