The star of tonight's American Idol eighth (I know, only eight?) season premiere of American Idol is surely Katrina Darrell, already known the world over as "Bikini Girl." That clever nickname is derived from the fact that she wore a bikini to the audition, which seems to be the only reason she made it through despite a subpar version of Mariah Carey's "Vision of Love."
Anyway, even though the auditions shown were shot in Phoenix, she's actually from Chino Hills (according to no less a source than the Popcrunch blog), a town bordering our own fair county. So given that we cover Long Beach, Pomona and Cerritos, we might as well claim her as ours. Um...yay? I'll take her over Rick Warren.
Here's the video. It's pretty creepy for several reasons: the lascivious slow-mo and close-ups, the obvious sexism of the male judges and the attempts by Ryan Seacrest to appear like he didn't find Darrell's making out offer gross. The fact that there's a fourth judge now is also disorienting, but she appears to be a good bit sharper than the other three (clearly not too impressive of a feat), so good for her.
Here's the video. There's some weird crap tacked onto the end of it, I dunno why.
did ya notice the song "I kissed a Girl" playing during the kiss? That kiss was more awkward than the one between Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson at the MTV awards!
Ya, of course we are going to claim her to be ours
She is a lovely lady living the so cal beach life style who is brave enough to put herself out there and not take herself too seriously.
she probably has a day job too and she had to do a lot of practice to stand up and sing to a large audience.
If you live the beach life style please show and act like a gentleman or lady and treat our girls with respect admire their looks but please acknowlege them as another human dealing with and probably enjoying one of our little sheriffs from time to time comprenda.
If you fall for one of our pretties try to make sure that the lights are on and someone is home
if not it is best to stay away or get them some help.
stay away from the ones that like to see guys fight and shoot people and enjoy war movies, stephen king novels. and attend church on sundays lookin for new blood.
Remember if theyre pretty thay can be dangerous.
below is not a good way to solve our employment problems.
pretty girl, "help me, help me"
little sheriff, "don't worry I take him out back and shoot him, what are you doing for lunch?"
pls don't arrest me for stating my opinion.
we are just trying to have fun too.
I'll challenge ya all to a good beach volleyball game and "set" you up.)
Oh please, poor little girl is a attention whore for a reason.
What a great way to get respect in a nationwide competition. So what's she going to do when its time to get serious???
She's always going to be looked at as the girl who didn't have enough confidence in herself and thought if you don't have anything to offer, use your sexuality.
I don't know about anyone else, but that girl had the body of a lanky 12 year old girl. She looked like a plank of wood.
My husband said she looked like a preying mantis.
If she had any sort of self esteem, she could of showed up in a potato bag and sang her heart out.
But as a lot of young girls do, they are so insecure that they decide that any kind of attention is better than none.
I can't wait to see this girl fail on the show. She won't make it past Hollywood. Then her next gig will be in a porn.
I help support a group of very attractive talanted people who are enjoying attempting to be legitimate arts related people, which entails enduring a lot of wacky creativity, and facing consent scrutiny.
Heck I'll play buckwheat and introduce them to a crowd, if thats what you need to get the point.
Also artists enjoy being appreciated for hard work and commitment to their crafts. when your doing solo work, you are standing naked in front of a crowd. even if you wear a bag over your head and a potato sack to cover your ass.
American Idol is playing cheesy casting couch, it just another gimme to see what the contestant has upstairs, since they are acting nobody really knows where they are coming from other than trying to win a horse race.
Our young people are facing alot more land mines than we did as a kids and it is hard to be down to earth and creative at the same time.
If Robin Williams was walking down the street and being treated like the rest of us, he be at a pych hospital being fed dangerous drugs.
People who provide adult entertainment face similar risks. Not recommended for my kids,
Have I ever looked at a naked lady in a magizine?
of course,
Do I want to see my kids or there freinds like that
from what i read at www.bikinigirlonamericanidol.com she should be called hooters girl, not bikini girl. they have some crazy news stories on her with pics to back it up
this girl is a trainwreck. its so sad. id hate to be her father or mother. any relative for that fact......shes a drug user, abuses alcohol and has a criminal record in arizona! wow! nice american idol.....parents must be so proud! rumor has it, she likes having multiple partners at once! u go girl! there was an incidentof that sort in bakersfield!!! dudes who have touched her, go take penecillin! i dont see a hot girl. i see a lanky girl with no tits or ass who cant sing and is lacking greatly in self respect and self esteem.
Anonymous says:
did ya notice the song "I kissed a Girl" playing during the kiss? That kiss was more awkward than the one between Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson at the MTV awards!
Posted on Tuesday, Jan. 13 2009 @ 10:41PM
captain orange crunch says:
Ya, of course we are going to claim her to be ours
She is a lovely lady living the so cal beach life style who is brave enough to put herself out there and not take herself too seriously.
she probably has a day job too and she had to do a lot of practice to stand up and sing to a large audience.
If you live the beach life style please show and act like a gentleman or lady and treat our girls with respect admire their looks but please acknowlege them as another human dealing with and probably enjoying one of our little sheriffs from time to time comprenda.
If you fall for one of our pretties try to make sure that the lights are on and someone is home
if not it is best to stay away or get them some help.
stay away from the ones that like to see guys fight and shoot people and enjoy war movies, stephen king novels. and attend church on sundays lookin for new blood.
Remember if theyre pretty thay can be dangerous.
below is not a good way to solve our employment problems.
pretty girl, "help me, help me"
little sheriff, "don't worry I take him out back and shoot him, what are you doing for lunch?"
pls don't arrest me for stating my opinion.
we are just trying to have fun too.
I'll challenge ya all to a good beach volleyball game and "set" you up.)
Posted on Wednesday, Jan. 14 2009 @ 7:03AM
Emily says:
Oh please, poor little girl is a attention whore for a reason.
What a great way to get respect in a nationwide competition. So what's she going to do when its time to get serious???
She's always going to be looked at as the girl who didn't have enough confidence in herself and thought if you don't have anything to offer, use your sexuality.
I don't know about anyone else, but that girl had the body of a lanky 12 year old girl. She looked like a plank of wood.
My husband said she looked like a preying mantis.
If she had any sort of self esteem, she could of showed up in a potato bag and sang her heart out.
But as a lot of young girls do, they are so insecure that they decide that any kind of attention is better than none.
I can't wait to see this girl fail on the show. She won't make it past Hollywood. Then her next gig will be in a porn.
Posted on Wednesday, Jan. 14 2009 @ 8:09AM
captian orange crunch says:
I help support a group of very attractive talanted people who are enjoying attempting to be legitimate arts related people, which entails enduring a lot of wacky creativity, and facing consent scrutiny.
Heck I'll play buckwheat and introduce them to a crowd, if thats what you need to get the point.
Also artists enjoy being appreciated for hard work and commitment to their crafts. when your doing solo work, you are standing naked in front of a crowd. even if you wear a bag over your head and a potato sack to cover your ass.
American Idol is playing cheesy casting couch, it just another gimme to see what the contestant has upstairs, since they are acting nobody really knows where they are coming from other than trying to win a horse race.
Our young people are facing alot more land mines than we did as a kids and it is hard to be down to earth and creative at the same time.
If Robin Williams was walking down the street and being treated like the rest of us, he be at a pych hospital being fed dangerous drugs.
People who provide adult entertainment face similar risks. Not recommended for my kids,
Have I ever looked at a naked lady in a magizine?
of course,
Do I want to see my kids or there freinds like that
of course not.
please sent naked pictures of your wife to
littlesheriff@youdumbasstv.com
and go watch raising arizona
Posted on Wednesday, Jan. 14 2009 @ 10:24AM
mark says:
from what i read at www.bikinigirlonamericanidol.com she should be called hooters girl, not bikini girl. they have some crazy news stories on her with pics to back it up
Posted on Wednesday, Jan. 14 2009 @ 11:53AM
jimmi says:
this girl is a trainwreck. its so sad. id hate to be her father or mother. any relative for that fact......shes a drug user, abuses alcohol and has a criminal record in arizona! wow! nice american idol.....parents must be so proud! rumor has it, she likes having multiple partners at once! u go girl! there was an incidentof that sort in bakersfield!!! dudes who have touched her, go take penecillin! i dont see a hot girl. i see a lanky girl with no tits or ass who cant sing and is lacking greatly in self respect and self esteem.
Posted on Thursday, Jan. 15 2009 @ 1:19PM