Remember Rivers Cuomo's prolonged celibacy stint that lasted over two years?! We're not sure it helped Weezer's direction, but it did seem to help Cuomo settle down and find a wife. (If the number of girls he slept with in 1997 was 40, we really don't want to imagine what his count was in 2005). If your music career is in a rut, take Cuomo's advice and think twice before declaring celibacy. We think Cuomo wouldn't have needed to ward off sex-hungry groupies had he embraced the Ned Flanders look years earlier.