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Congratulations on winning three Grammy awards this year. You are undoubtedly very talented, and know how to get down during your set.

Forget what Dave Grohl said about DJs making music on their computers. I mean, he only performed with Deadmau5 at the Grammys right after he said that. He's probably mad it took him years and years to win a Grammy, while it only took you a year to win three.

That said, please know that I love your music, but I cannot stand your fans. If you get a chance, please tell them that these are five reasons they suck.