Perry Farrell Talks Shit About The Music Industry, In Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell

We don't know a happier and more touchy-feely celebrity couple than Perry Farrell and his wife, Etty Lau.

Etty, a dancer, auditioned for Jane's Addiction in 1997.

"I fell in love with her at first sight." Farrell said in an interview with T Magazine. We've been traveling together in one capacity or another ever since."

Reflecting on their relationship, Perry tweeted: "I have always felt that Etty and I were the modern Lucy and Dezi. Lucy began her career as a dancer for Dezi's band."

(If you think that statement is adorable, you should see the plethora of happy, family photos Farrell shares with his twitter followers. You can follow him @PerryFarrell).

Farrell was recently criticized for his overuse of stage banter at Jane's Addiction's Brooklyn Bowl show in Las Vegas. By the end of the night, Farrell's own bandmate, drummer Stephen Perkins, was complaining about his chattiness. So, to make things fair, we decided to spotlight some of Farrell's complaints.

Quotation above via alternativenation.net.


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Die Antwoord Discusses Persona and Fans, In Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell
Here's a fun 'trick' you can do on a blind date to gauge whether or not you'll be compatible with your match. (This experiment will only work if your date is not already familiar with Die Antwoord):

Step 1: Talk about music. Show your date 'I Fink U Freeky' by Die Antwoord.
Step 2: Observe his or her reaction to the video and song. Initial signs of squeamishness are normal. Give your date a few minutes to digest the song and, before you know it, he or she will be singing along to the chorus. This person passes the test. Go on a subsequent date. However, if he or she refuses to watch the entire music video once you begin playing it because he or she finds it disgusting or "too weird," reconsider your compatibility with this person. Who wants to date a wuss with bad taste in music?!
Step 3: If all goes well, invite your date to see Die Antwoord perform at the Fonda Theatre in Hollywood on May 29.
Step 4: Get Freeky.
You're welcome.

Here's what the outspoken, badass duo from South Africa had to say about their persona and fans. Quotation in the illustration above via spin.com.

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Chris Martin Talks Image, In Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell
Pre-Gwyneth, GOOP and 'Conscious Uncoupling', Coldplay frontman Chris Martin was widely publicized for being a straight-edge musician.

With Coldplay's highly anticipated sixth studio album, Ghost Stories, about to be released, we're certain Martin will be placed back in the spotlight again, this time for the right reasons. The album currently has an expected release date of May 19 via Parlophone Records.

During Coldplay's promotional tour this Spring, the band will perform on Saturday Night Live on May 3; this will mark the band's fifth appearance on the show.

Here's what Martin had to say about his image and love of catchy pop songs...

Illustrated quotation above via digitalspy.com.

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Jared Leto's Thoughts on Life, In Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell

It's no secret: we have a major crush on Jared Leto. (Who doesn't). How can you hate on someone who uses the pseudonym 'Bartholomew Cubbins,' after his favorite Dr. Seuss character?! He's as talented and creative as he is handsome.

Currently, Leto is abroad, touring with 30 Seconds To Mars and Linkin Park and will be returning to the U.S. to rock your face off in July. You can check out 30STM's tour dates here.

And as if Leto weren't dreamy enough, he has to go say things (ie: his acceptance speech at the Oscars) that make us believe he's even cooler than we suspected. Here are a few more gems Leto has said...

Quotation above via bigissue.com.


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Kurt Cobain's Thoughts on Life, In Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell
Kurt Cobain's life and death is unarguably the most discussed, dissected and speculated benchmark in the music industry. Now, 20 years after his death, we're still enamored with the man who sparked the grunge period and shaped the music of the 90s.

Despite the end of Cobain's life and career, headlines constantly emerge: "20 Years After Kurt's Death: What Changed and What Didn't..."; "New Death Scene Photos Released..."; "Intimate Photographs of Troubled Rock Star..."; "Here's What Kurt Cobain Would Look Like At Age 46." We just can't seem to get enough of the notorious Nirvana frontman.

It's no surprise that Nirvana is played on the radio as often as contemporary songs. Still, 20 years later, Cobain's music is reaching a new, core audience, many of whom weren't even born before Cobain died.

Here's what Cobain had to say about his life under the media's microscope.

Illustrated quotation above via Rolling Stone.

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Boy George Transforms... Again, In Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell

Boy George recently released his first album in 18 years, titled This Is What I Do. The album contains catchy reggae-based tracks and slow melodic gems infused with country sounds.

Boy George explained the seemingly odd genre juxtaposition to The Quietus:
"...'Karma Chameleon' is a bit country! Country and reggae are quite closely linked. If you go to Jamaica, they listen to a lot of country, and they love Charley Pride. So there is a relationship there. I've never been scared of country, but I prefer the early, proper country to pop-country."

One notable difference in the overall sound of the album is Boy George's voice. His current, more raspy intonation seamlessly augments the pensive feel of songs like 'King Of Everything':

Boy George isn't afraid to talk about the dark times in his past, but would rather focus on the future. Here's what else he had to say about transformations throughout his life:

Illustrated quotation above via thequietus.com.


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The Vandals Talk Punk and Give Career Advice, In Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell

Everyone's favorite local punk band, The Vandals, will be co-headlining the MusInk Tattoo Convention and Music Festival with the Descendents this weekend at the Orange County Fair & Exposition Center in Costa Mesa. Tickets are available online.

Over 300 of the world's finest tattoo artists will be present; which means you can get that sweet Vandals tattoo you've always wanted! You know, the one of guitarist Warren Fitzgerald buck naked, grabbing his junk onstage.

In the meantime, please enjoy some punk quotations and career advice from Fitzgerald and founding member/entertainment lawyer/musician/director/producer/record label owner/radio talk show host/amateur torero Joe Escalante.

Illustrated quotation above via guitarcenter.com.

See also: Descendents guitarist was a fan of the band before he joined. These are his favorite songs.

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Hayley Williams On Being a Rockstar, In Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell

Paramore is back, and busier than ever. The band just completed their first destination cruise with fans (cleverly dubbed Parahoy!), which included four days and nights aboard the Norwegian Pearl, sailing from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay.

Fans enjoyed two outdoor shows by Paramore, a Q&A on the cruise ship's deck, and a myriad of onboard activities while sailing to the Bahamas. Other acts included Tegan and Sara and New Found Glory.

Next, Paramore will prepare for a joint summer tour with Fall Out Boy, which kicks off June 19. Paramore will also be co-headlining the Reading and Leeds Festival with Queens Of The Stone Age in August.

It's hard to believe Paramore was founded ten years ago, when lead singer Hayley Williams was just 15 years old. Here's what the orange-haired rocker had to say about her fans and being a woman in the music industry.

Illustrated quotation above via nashvillescene.com.

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Ingrid Michaelson's Thoughts on Feminism and Pop Music, In Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell

Ingrid Michaelson's new music video, which features gender-bending backup dancers, has turned the folk pop singer-songwriter into the latest beacon for gender equality.

"There's a lot going on with marriage equality and gay rights," Michaelson told The Washington Post. "I don't want it to seem I'm jumping on a bandwagon and latching on to the newest thing for attention. That's not what I intended at all. But I'm really excited that people are enjoying it and finding solace in it."

The real intention behind the video for "Girls Chase Boys", the first single from her upcoming album Lights Out, boils down to one, simple virtue:

"Girls don't exclusively chase boys. We all know this," Michaelson posted when debuting the video. "We all chase each other and in the end we are all chasing after the same thing: love."

Michaelson, a musical (and physical) cross between Regina Spektor and Lisa Loeb, says she never called herself a feminist, she was just was one since birth. Here's what else Michaelson had to say on the subject of feminism and pop music:

Quotation above via Marie Claire.


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Michael Bolton Talks Sex Appeal and Mullets, in Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell

Did you know that Michael Bolton's real last name is 'Bolotin'? (Pronounced 'below-tin'). Or that he is a major Scrabble nerd? These are important things to know.

Bolton's talent supersedes any genre. He has worked with an eclectic array of musicians, including: Pavarotti, Cher, Barbra Streisand, Bob Dylan, Ray Charles, Lady Gaga, Percy Sledge, Ne-Yo, Kanye West and Jay-Z.

While his commercial cameos are starting to drive us batty, we always enjoy catching glimpses of Bolton's comedic side. We're hoping he teams up with the guys from The Lonely Island again. (Remember that Jack Sparrow song that went viral three years ago?)

If these beautifully illustrated quotations aren't enough to satisfy your craving for the hunky Fabio of soft rock, be sure to check him out on tour and be sure to wish him a Happy Belated Birthday on twitter. He turned a smoking hot 61 on Wednesday.

Illustrated quotation above was taken from a People Magazine interview.

See also: Michael Bolton Breaks Down Some of His Most Epic Music Videos

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