This is sad and completely expected!

Dear Trent,

Thank you for your recent comments on your highly respected forum. To think that someone such as yourself- a gorgeous, rich and brilliant rock star would take notice of my fat, homely, pathetic existance is thrilling beyond words. And when I say brilliant, boy do I mean it. If only you had been around back in the 1700's to give Mozart a hand- just think what he might have accomplished!

Because you are a genius, naturally every girl wants to sleep with you. Since I am unworthy of such an honor, I do have a certain amount of hatred and ill-will concerning your future bride (although, the fact that I've never been near such an honor may partially explain my continuing heterosexuality.) So even though I don't care for your fiance (why do I hear people laughing? no matter) I am sorry that you are encountering such difficulties lately from your fans. And after all you've done for them! Tsk, Tsk. You really and truly deserve a better return on your investments. I mean, you let them come to your shows, look at pictures of your dogs and equipment and churn out the best music this side of gregorian chant! (No need for modesty-we both know so.) Despite all this, you might want to take it down just a smidge, in case we start getting the wrong idea. Fans might get the idea that disrespect is par for the course (I know, I'm splitting my sides too). Even though we deserve all the threats you can dish out (what zingers!) its probably better to keep a few to yourself no matter how much we may have asked for it. Just a little tip on the music biz- feel free to write it down.

Okay, so even though I need an attitude adjustment (thank you for being patient with me!) I will gladly offer my congrats to you and MG. I hope you can find happiness with her (the only serious part of this entire post). She looks very capable of finding her way to the rest home. I'm sure I don't have to say this to a man in love, but make sure they serve cupcakes!

Sorry this post has taken so much of your time. I'm sure you are very busy keeping your list of people to hate updated and all. If you're ever in town, send me a text and we can go get hopped up on root beer and get crazy! Should be a blast!

Well, I should go. As much as I love spending time on here, I don't want my life to get unbalanced (thank God for cable!) and I have neglected my relationship with Golden Corral to write this post.

All my love,
Chunko (not my real name, but just so you know its me.

P.S. I'm thinking about swinging by Walgreens and picking up some razor blades- any recs on a brand? (Now that I've got the technique down-hehe.)

Looks like Reznor went ahead and got himself a private twitter account.

http://twitter.com/noise_floor

Let's face it: Trent has left the building and his bipolar mind.

Ok, I know I'm late on this thread but WTF is going on with Trent Reznor? He makes horrible comments about everyone else all the while his idiot fiancee is posting vulgar, overly intimate details of their sex life (including, folks, her love of fisting, anal sex, etc). While there's nothing wrong with that, unless you're looking for it on a fetish site, keep that shit to yourself. And let's not forget his comments that all of us are jealous because he and his *Super* fiancee, who a day before she met him was a nobody working in an LA spa, are an "unstoppable force of greatness." You know what, Trent? I want my fucking money back for every poster, ticket, etc, that I spent on NIN because I'll be damned if I spend another penny on your hooker fiancee's lobster breakfast and Louboutins. Yeah, fuck you both.

I found I no longer have any empathy for Trent Reznor nor his lyrics. So I deleted all my mp3 files and sold all my CDs. Lately I've been listening to a lot of classical music. I find it relaxing and I don't have to be concerned about Vivaldi trolling his fans and calling them cunts.