[Editor's Note: This week our sister paper Miami New Times is venturing out to Ultra Music Festival to surround themselves with next-level beats, kanji kids and PLUR vibes. Here is one of their many reports about the fest.]
Marta Xochilt Perez These ladies survived. Can you?
Watching Ultra Music Festival's idyllic official after-movies, you might get the impression that UMF is some kind of utopian music-based society where the young and beautiful run only in slow motion, where everyone is welcome and everything is pleasant.
In some ways, this is true. You're more likely to have a good time than a bad one. But it is also possible to sabotage your potentially epic, super-memorable Ultra experience. Certain behaviors stemming from ignorance, naiveté, or just being kind of a party pooper can and will lead to a less-than-stellar UMF 2015.
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