How to Not Get Groped By a Frat Guy

Timothy Norris
Ladies, let's not stand for this.
This disgusting letter was sent to Georgia Tech's Phi Kappa Tau members to teach them to hook up with drunk co-eds at parties. With lines like, "if anything ever fails, go get more alcohol" it reads like a date rape manual.

But while frat parties have long been gross, the reality is that girls will keep showing up to such events as long as there is EDM and blue UV vodka. And so we offer step-by-step suggestions on how college gals can respond to this stupid manual -- and shut down these smug, collar-popped asshats.

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Walter White's Mixtape: The Best Songs About Meth

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Even experts need to kick out the jams while they cook up the rock
By: Tom Cowell
Where there be drugs, there be songs. The Velvets will rhapsodize their smack, Redman will tell you How to Roll A Blunt... musicians just can't help writing odes to the junk that messes 'em up. But where is the Meth songbook? The charts aren't exactly packed with serenades to the meth experience. Maybe crystal doesn't have the same rock n' roll cache enjoyed by your cocaines and your heroins (facial scabs and bad teeth don't get you a Rolling Stone cover). But by some estimates, the speedy little crystal is America's third favorite drug (after booze and weed). So let's give meth its moment in the musical sun. We did some digging and found the 10 best songs to enjoy whenever you want to kick back, smoke rock and break very bad.

See also: Breaking Bad's Best Musical Moments


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Molotov Respects the LGTB Community and Not The "Putos"

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Josue Rivas
Molotov at Staples Center, 2013
Most people know the word "puto" means "faggot" in Spanish. However the word has another meaning, something more like a coward...think Joe Arpayaso.

Surprisingly, Molotov--probably one of Mexico's most influential bands of all time--released a statement on their Facebook page clarifying the meaning of their controversial song "Puto."


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Musicians Talking About Drugs, In Illustrated Form

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Jena Ardell


Musicians are knowledgeable in a lot of subjects, particularly narcotics and barbiturates. Some use drugs to escape their feelings; some use drugs to "enhance" their music; and others use drugs to kill themselves. (Isn't Rock 'n' roll glamorous?) We illustrated our favorite five quotations from musicians who have something to say about drug use. Just say 'No', kids.

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Hear Jim Morrison Explain Why Being Fat is Beautiful

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By: Nick Greene
From Blank on Blank, animators of historical tapes and interviews, and PBS, comes this engorging 1969 interview with Jim Morrison. Former Voice writer Howard Smith visited Morrison at the Doors offices in November, 1969. While there, they got on the subject of food and, well, watch the video for yourself.


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Songs With Grammatical Errors We Just Can't Overlook

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Jena Ardell
They're coming to get you...
Yes, we are aware artists use poetic license when they are writing lyrics, but that doesn't prevent us from getting irritated when we hear grammatical errors over the radio waves. Below are ten songs with lyrics that set off our inner grammar-police sirens:

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Apocalypse Talk: Musician and Celebrity End of the World Tweets


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Jena Ardell
Seems like everyone is trying to cash in on the alleged Mayan Apocalypse, so we thought we'd join them. Here are some mildly amusing doomsday tweets from the rich and famous for you to read before blasting REM's "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" on your way to an Apocalypse party tonight. Remember to drink responsibly and never trust a Mayan.


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Here Are the New Rules for Internet Jukeboxes

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Does this look like Michael Bolton to you?
By John Seaborn Gray

Used to be you'd have to hit bar after bar until you found just the right jukebox, which promptly became your own personal lair of alcohol consumption. Folks demanded more freedom of choice, however, so many bars have switched over to Internet jukeboxes, where you can download your song of choice on the spot. But when used improperly, Internet jukeboxes are proof that democracy DOES NOT WORK. So don't just learn the following rules for yourself: Learn them FOR AMERICA.

See Also:
*Top 10 Recent Rock Star Meltdowns
*Nocturnal Wonderland: Our Recap From A to z
*Why the Hell is Psy So Popular?

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Bobby Brown on Today Show: "I Didn't Get High [On Narcotics] Before I Met Whitney"

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In his first televised interview since Whitney Houston's death, Bobby Brown appeared on the Today show this morning.

The former New Edition member is articulate and doesn't shy away from admitting their reality show, Being Bobby Brown, showed them what a mess drugs had made of their relationship. But when Matt Lauer asks Brown how he felt to have much of the public blaming him for Houston's descent into drug use and consequent death, his response is surprising.

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Six Best EDM Placements in Commercials

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​Dancing robots, acrobatic bears, Victoria's Secret angels and shuffling hamsters are among the best new acts in TV commercials--but what about the music? Here are some of the best  EDM tracks you can hear on TV today.

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