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Before It Gets Old: Naked Wizard Takes On Coachella (NSFW!)

By Albert Ching in Coachella, before it gets old
Thursday, Apr. 23 2009 @ 6:03PM
We were so busy seeing sets at Coachella this past weekend that we apparently missed out on some of the real stories--like this naked wizard getting chased around and tased by on-site cops. Everyone wants to have fun at there, but apparently this naked wizard was having a little too much fun. Here's the video that's been making the rounds online, and keep in mind that it is decidedly not safe for work, unless your work is particularly amenable towards copious amount of naked wizard dong. If so, hold on to that job as if it were gold, friend.


 
Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.
6 comment(s) / Post a Comment
AmericanBoy says:

What an idiot, they should have shot him.

Posted On: Friday, Apr. 24 2009 @ 4:50AM
The O-See says:

You had me at "copious amount of naked wizard dong," but I don't see any.

This is so sad. They don't make drugs like they used to.

Posted On: Friday, Apr. 24 2009 @ 7:44AM
How Embarrasing says:

You'd think this wizard would be able to cast some kind of penis enlargement spell or something...damn, some people should really think before they take their pants off.

Oh yeah, props to all the people that sat around recording this dude get tazed, real hippie humanitarians...all of you.

Posted On: Friday, Apr. 24 2009 @ 12:01PM
How Embarassing says:

You'd think this wizard would be able to cast some kind of penis enlargement spell or something...damn, some people should really think before they take their pants off.

Oh yeah, props to all the people that sat around recording this dude get tazed, real hippie humanitarians...all of you.

Posted On: Friday, Apr. 24 2009 @ 12:03PM
Felix The Cat says:

That thing the wee wizard is sporting doesn't even look like a respectable cocktail weenie. It looks like a used PENCIL eraser! Someone with that shortage of assets should keep his robes ON, not take them off. How humiliating for him.

The "hippie humanitarians" who were egging the idiot on deserve a place in a lower circle of hell. They could have helped the cops by urging the guy to be cool, put his duds on, but no, they wanted to see Mister Teeny Wee Wee get zapped. And then, they wanted to get all outraged about it.

Posted On: Friday, Apr. 24 2009 @ 11:19PM
Felix The Cat says:

That thing the wee wizard is sporting doesn't even look like a respectable cocktail weenie. It looks like a used PENCIL eraser! Someone with that shortage of assets should keep his robes ON, not take them off. How humiliating for him.

The "hippie humanitarians" who were egging the idiot on deserve a place in a lower circle of hell. They could have helped the cops by urging the guy to be cool, put his duds on, but no, they wanted to see Mister Teeny Wee Wee get zapped. And then, they wanted to get all outraged about it.

Posted On: Friday, Apr. 24 2009 @ 11:20PM


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