So for those who have been totally unplugged from civilization and/or Twitter, Cal State Fullerton became part of some classic 12-12-12 lore thanks to a group of jewelry thieves and a rapper looking for some self promotion. On Wednesday, three suspects in an armed robbery and shooting at pawnshop in Moreno Valley fled in a getaway vehicle and randomly landed at CSUF. With police and media attention swarming the campus, a bored, enterprising rapper named Marquise Fivestar (born Marquise Cormier) had a brilliant idea around around 6 p.m. to start a string of tweets that made it seem like he was one of the suspects involved in the crime.

Of course, he had supporters and a ton of critics who blew up his Twitter handle nonstop. What better timing for an anonymous rapper to start dropping links to his songs to recruit new fans? Hurling a mixture of promo links and vagina jokes at those who challenged his actions, Fivestar became as close to an overnight sensation as possible in endless rounds of 140 characters or less. 

We always get a kick out of tabloid magazines disguising celebrities' mundane activities as accomplishments to prove they're just like average people. By loosely applying inductive reasoning to these senseless stories, we are able to feel good about ourselves. Example: When we see a photo of Cameron Diaz shopping for her own groceries, we perceive ourselves shopping for our own groceries; therefore, we assume Cameron Diaz's life is just as unglamorous as ours. (Which would explain why people enjoy viewing mindless slideshows about celebrities cleaning up after their dogs).

So we scoured Twitter and gathered recent tweets from famous musicians tweeting about normal life events to prove these celebs are just like me and you. You won't believe what unamazing things musicians do when they're not being rockstars:

[Editor's note: Soon-to-be-award-winning gonzo music journalist Danielle Bacher prowls the late late night scene for West Coast Sound. For this installment, she hit the town with rapper Kurupt from Tha Dogg Pound and DJ Nik Bean, a West L.A.-based mixtape impresario who has worked with Snoop and Tha Dogg Pound, DJ Felli Fel and others.] 

7:56 PM, Tuesday, November 27: I can't stop coughing. I know I'm about to get sick. I arrive at Backside Records in Burbank, and hear music blasting from inside. This is going to be a rough one. 

8:00 PM: I walk toward the back of the store. There is a crowd of people posing for a camera. I'm not really sure who any of these people are, but they look somewhat important. DJ Nik Bean introduces me to the crew.