We like the Jacuzzi Boys' music and all, but we didn't know the Miami band could inspire such devotion. Apparently, guitarist/vocalist Gabriel Alcala, drummer Diego Monasterios and bassist Danny Gonzalez's flair for heavy metallic glitter, neon glam-rock opuses and erections have inspired a video that's both incredibly creative and disturbing at the same time.

Six fans dress up their crotches using arts-and-crafts supplies (glitter, plastic eyes, glue, paint, wigs, yarn, cellophane, etc.) and disguise their vags as an octopus, different kinds of aliens, Santa Claus, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, a hamburger, a vampire, the plant from Little Shop of Horrors, the Jacuzzi Boys themselves, Frankenstein, a glitter alligator, and Homer Simpson--all so they could flap their lips to the song "Glazin'."

It's actually pretty funny, the more you watch it. (There's a doggie cameo at 1:56--but no pussy, if you can believe that.) And it's probably on par with Big Bad Wolf's "Duck Sauce," but begets even more questions, such as "What glue did they use?" and "Are those fish hooks they're using to pull those lips apart?"

Anyway, see it after the jump. (We warned you: This is totally NSFW. And you will probably get grossed-out. And lose a boner or two.)