EDC 2014: Best and Worst of the Party

Categories: EDC

Christopher Victorio
What's it like partying with 134,000 of your closest friends?

After a fourth year covering Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas, the size and scope of America's largest electronic dance music festival (and, really, one of the country's largest music events, period) still just leaves us breathless.

This is the definition of massive. That this culture has gone from warehouse raves with one laser and a few hundred people to a 1,500-acre event so large that the only way to avoid an hour-plus worth of traffic is to arrive by helicopter (which many do) is astonishing, especially if you were part of the scene in its early days:

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What's not to like? We'll start with the worst:

5. Traffic. Getting 134,000 people, plus festival workers and artists, in and out of the Las Vegas Motor Speedway each night is, as you can imagine, not easy. Our hour-plus wait to leave as thousands of vehicles were bottle-necked into one exit bordered on exhaust-fume torture.

4. Beer. Mobile vendors who waded into the masses with coolers filled with ice-cold beer only offered variations of Bud Light, the festival's beer sponsor. Ugh. If you sauntered up to an alcohol booth, you got one more choice, which was an okay Belgian white ale (Shock Top, also part of the Anheuser Busch family). People paid $249-plus for three-day passes and also spent on their rooms, transportation and food. Shouldn't they get to choose from more than a few light beers and one ale?

3. Parking. EDC still has free parking for all those cars, but it's often in unmarked, far-off dirt portions of the race track's grounds. Section signage (A1, B1, etc.) offers some help, but landmarks are few and far between, and your exit will inevitably end with the EDC tradition of wandering the desert like a lost tribesman. Some zonked-out festival-goers put miles on their pedometer apps, to be sure. And ravers will inevitably encounter other lost souls, incessantly clicking their key fobs in a fruitless effort to find the flashing beacons of their cherished rides. Temporary section flags with creative themes (a Steve Aoki section could include an image of cake) would be a welcome addition.

Christopher Victorio
2. Signal. Our AT&T smartphone was a virtual paperweight, save for its camera, at the festival stages this year. While data was slow to move in years past, it was never this bad. Blame, perhaps, the fact that 134,000-plus others were also trying to post their EDC selfies. Organizers should borrow a page from Coachella's book: Promoters at the the Indio, California alt fest teamed up with AT&T, which installed COWs, or Cell on Wheels, mobile cell sites. Wi-fi was also offered for free to AT&T customers at the California desert event.

1. Music. We feel like electronic dance music is on the precipice of a serious backlash. Some of the headliners (Avicii, Martin Garrix, Krewella) play what can only be described as atrocious, hook-obsessed, bubble-gum trance. Either this scene, once described as "the underground," is antithetical to the pop mainstream, or it isn't. But trying to be both will pull it apart. We don't blame the organizers for booking marquee names (though Deadmau5 and Skrillex have been strangely absent). Competition (Tomorrowland, for example) is pushing EDM promoters to go as lowest-common-denominator as possible with their bookings. It's hard to please 134,000 people.

But we do blame the state of this music, which is so far away from its heads-down, warehouse roots that it is almost unrecognizable to us as EDM. We turned on our radio and heard the same music that was experienced on the main stage. That's not why we gather in the desert - to hear pop. We gather in the desert to get away from pop.

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