Funniest Coachella Craigslist Ads For Hookups and Casual Encounters


2. An Offer He Can't Refuse
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. This man should be granted sainthood. He'll smoke you out and give you a blowie for free? If he threw in a plate of bacon we'd probably wife the guy.


1. I always thought Bert and Ernie were gay?

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Oof, right in the childhood. Who would have guessed Ernie was a sex machine? We always had our money on Mr. Hooper...

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10 comments
Victoria Bye
Victoria Bye

No Eduardo Santoyo you know the answer is NO pnp!

Meredith Walako
Meredith Walako

OC weekly, surely there is more to write about Coachella than making fun of the people who attend ... Cause thats been your coverage for the last few years. Top ten most lame dances, top five worst outifts... You are perpetuating the stigma that OC is shallow!

Gabriel Guzman
Gabriel Guzman

Single mothers in the making... Next, Maury show..

Monica Satcher
Monica Satcher

There's just about zip-zero that feels 'erotic' about sweat, heat and show funk -- to me. Must be all the mind altering supplementals on board. Or they didn't get reservations at the No-tell Motel and are needing a place to crash tonight.

johanmoreno
johanmoreno

Shady Lane...clearly a Pavement reference. 

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