NOW! That's What I Call... 14 Songs No One Misses

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Jena Ardell
Someone we know--we won't name names--quoted a line from 'Bad Touch' by Bloodhound Gang last week. (Yes, the "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals..." song). The fact these lyrics were at the forefront of someone's mind in the year 2014 still befuddles us.

Our response to the musical offender: "Now there's a song no one misses!"

The incident made us reminisce about one-hit wonders we wouldn't shed a tear over had they been suddenly eradicated from earth. In fact, the world might be a better place if these songs suddenly went M.I.A.

And so we present '14 Songs No One Misses' in the form of NOW That's What I Call Shitty Music! Volume 187 (because you know it will happen eventually). Feel free to indulge in watching the horrendously cheesy music videos. We know you want to see meteoroids narrowly miss Scott Stapp while he's singing in a field again...

14. Falco - "Rock Me Amadeus" (1985). Unarguably the worst song from the 80s.

13. Afroman - "Because I Got High" (2001). Who else had an ex-boyfriend who thought this song was specifically written for him?

12. Sisqo - "Thong Song" (2000). This song increased the sale of thongs in the early 2000s. That's quite an accomplishment.

11. Chumbawamba - "Tubthumping" (1997). Uhm, yeah... we didn't buy this single when it came out either...


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18 comments
Hector Rodriguez
Hector Rodriguez

14 songs that are shittier. 14. Cali swag boys-Teach me how to douggie. 13. Eddie murphy - party all the time. 12. Justin beiber - baby. 11.Nikki minaj - starships 10.ylvis- what does the fox say. 9. Solja boy- crank that 8.black eyed peas- humps 7. drake- started from the bottom 6. Drake-make me proud 5. 2 chainz- dope peddler. 4. toby Keith red solo cup. 3. Drake- wu tang forever 2. Drake-underground kings. 1. Drake- bad bitches. * list may change in future a drake will continue to come out with shittier music.

ゼ ロ
ゼ ロ

Sound track of my life.

Erika Smith
Erika Smith

I totally dig at least a handful of these songs still.

Trvr Brgr
Trvr Brgr

I burn a candle in memory of those songs everyday.

fishwithoutbicycle
fishwithoutbicycle topcommenter

I personally think "The Bad Touch" is an awesome song. However, I consider the whole album ("Hooray For Boobies") too raunchy to put on my iPod. =:-O

Ky Begley
Ky Begley

I looked at numbers 14 to 11 and thought to myself, wow OC Weekly doesn't know shit I love all these songs....and then i went to page 2.

Rick Hale
Rick Hale

Completely forgotten as sucky, and unknown if you're young enough, is ZZ Top's 'Sleeping Bag" from the mid 80's. Look it up.

Karen McHale
Karen McHale

I like "Rock Me Amadeus" but the rest are on the suck list.

Kirk Burris
Kirk Burris

yeah totally . Along with 3 lock box.

Andy Au
Andy Au

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby is not in the list?

Rick Hale
Rick Hale

14 and 13 aren't that bad. And no list of sucky songs is complete without Starships 'We Built This City'.

Becky Easley Monges
Becky Easley Monges

I agree with Creed, they suck bad. But you're incorrect about the rest, at least imo.

jena.ardell
jena.ardell

But that music video is so great!! hahaha.

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