Five Songs To Get You Over Last Night

After a shame shower, you'll be juuuust fine.
Hey, it happens to the best of us. We screw the wrong person and in the morning, the regret is unbearable. And let's be honest, the walk of shame is the least of your worries because once you get home, you become one with your thoughts. All alone. What do you do from there? Do you tell your friends? Do you "sub-tweet" your misery and then troll for "favorites" from people that might be in the same boat as you? Do you Facebook stalk? How about "none of the above" instead!

It's been proven that in the worst and best of times music helps so after you take a shower (seriously, wash that remorse off), try pumping up these jams and you will be back to normal in an instant. Well, you might not be back to "normal" but who the fuck is normal anyway these days? After all, you can't call and cry to your mommy so what else are you going to do? Our suggestion is to crank up this shit, grab a beer, bag of chips, or maybe some Ben and Jerry's and attempt to laugh it off. Listen, you really aren't alone. Okay, all better now?

5. "Don't Fence Me In," The Killers

Sometimes after a long night of sin you need a cheerful and optimistic song to lift those hung over spirits. Our favorite line in this song is, "Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle," and while we're pretty sure that the lyrics don't mean exactly what you were straddling last night, the fact remains that you don't need to be fenced in. You got out and you got wild, so don't beat yourself up. Chances are you got enough beating up last night anyway. Pun intended.

4. "I Won't Complain," Rev. Paul Jones

We know it is kind of odd to throw a "church" song into the mix but while you're praying to the porcelain god, why not ask for a little forgiveness while you're down there. You can only judge yourself (although depending on just how loud you were last night, the neighbors might judge you too) but like the songs says, "I've had some good days, I've had some hills to climb." And isn't that just how you're feeling inside right now? Screw that. You got yours last night so wipe those unnecessary tears away and forget how slutty you were. God forgives anyway.

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