When Do White People Feel Comfortable Rapping the N-Word?

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By: Luke Winkie

White people love rap music, and white people love rapping along to rap music. This means white people are often faced with a choice of either saying the n-word loud and aggressively, or leaving an awkward, noticeable, self-conscious gap in the middle of their enthusiasm. Obviously when white people rap the n-word they're not trying to offend anyone's sensibilities, but that doesn't make it any less weird. It's a complex situation, which is really funny, because watching white people stress out about their fake-activism is always a wonderful time. So to shed some light, and encourage some honesty, we put our heads together with the nations top scientists, and put together the official power rankings of when and where white people feel comfortable rapping the n-word.

#1 - At night, alone in a car, with windows rolled up.

#2 - Anything involving Drake.

#3 - At a mid-afternoon Lupe Fiasco set at Lollapalooza.

#4 - At any bar that serves $7 shots named after Family Guy characters.

# 5 - While Fat Joe is rapping.

#6 - Minutes after purchasing a limited edition Mountain Dew beverage.

#7 -Throwing up a finger gun in the sideways gangsta-style five minutes before Machine Gun Kelly comes on.

#8 - At literally any Odd Future show.

#9 - At Hot Topic.

#10 - As Killer Mike performs at Pitchfork Music Festival, Ryan Schreiber looking on, a single tear rolling down his cheek.



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10 comments
Brett Bremer
Brett Bremer

Correction. Only stupid ass white people will say Nigga, While "Rapping" or talking, And more Mexicans say Nigga then anybody now, Its a fact. And there is 1000's of white rappers that are very very skilled, That never use the word nigga. Like I said only the retarded ones will say that shit, And once I hear a white dude say that, I start laughing inside, And get this overwhelming urge to punch them in the face. =) good day.

mophisto.waltz
mophisto.waltz

Coming up next.... Reasons why OC is racist.... reason number on.. the OC weekly continuously perpetuates racism by writing and publishing stories like this and then in the same issue writes an equally mind numbing article about how Orange County was founded by members of the KKK.....

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

But it's still ok for everyone everywhere to say "bitch" or "ho" with impunity, right? Give me a break.

Scriptor
Scriptor

youre a stupid, easily offended piece of shit(ha, get it?).
anyone who feels offended by words of any kind is just dumb.
and the fact that you get the urge to punch(e.g. physically hurt) somebody in the face, who has not even the sheer intention of pissing anyone off, shows what a pathetic, dumb, little asshole you are!

So long, nigger!

Nate
Nate

@mophisto.waltz Damn, didn't realize we were doing so much damage to your mind. "On" isn't even a number. 

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