The Seven Lamest Nu Metal Bands of All Time
1. Lil Wayne
Surprise! Lil Tunechi takes the cake here. Appearing in Limp Bizkit's "Ready to Go," Weezy F Baby tops our list and only makes it evident that he is officially out of touch and complete garbage. All the other bands started making this shitty music in the '90s and early '00s when it was supposedly acceptable. What is Weezy's excuse for cranking this crap out in 2013?
Spitting the lyrics like, "Fuck the world, bust a nut. I'm on this and that, and such and such," "Shots! Shots, shots, have a lil' liquor. Got the bitch taking shots like Reggie Miller," and Uh, I can't stop, I won't stop. I got the pistol on me, I guess I went pop makes Fred durst who coined the phrase, "I did it all for the Nookie," sound like Shakespeare and Wayne eternally ignorant.
But oh, let's not forget his rock album debut Rebirthin 2009. The album depicts Wayne as a rock god, slouching on chic furniture, wearing school boy skater clothes with a Fender guitar resting on his body. Trust us, the music doesn't sound any better than that description. With a lead single called "Prom Queen," and a less than stellar vocals that make Wayne sound like a slow talking, whiny bitch.
The album caught a lot of criticism from fans and media, and our brother Jeff Weiss from LA Weekly and LA Times, called the album "one of the worst albums of the year" -- amen to that brother.
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