Five Hottest White Rappers According To Comedian Sharon Barragan

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Sharon Barragan has a soft spot for white rappers--so sue her. While often derided as novelties who rarely last in the hip-hop game, there's something about these artists and their anglo flow that the comedienne can't stay away from. Since the dawn of the 90s, there's been quite a few that have made their impression her. Mostly, they're the ones with wicked rhyme skills that make her say "Damn! I had no idea you looked like that!" With an upcoming gig at the Brea Improv April 26th (with Last Comic Standing winner Iliza Shlesinger, you go girl!), we used it as a sign to pick her hilariously dirty mind and get her, "Five Hottest White Rappers" picks. Hey, black history month is over so it's PC right? OK...don't answer that.

5. Jon Lajoie
Sharon Barragan: Jon Lajoie is a YouTube sensation and a kick-ass rapper. (Google that shit.) Canada's jewel is not only as clever as any MC out today, but his parents are really nice people, motherfuckers. When it comes to true originality and DIY production quality videos, Jon Lajoie is the only thing right aboot now that gets me wetter than the backs of my ancestors.

4. Sage Francis
Some white underground rappers are just way too conscious for my taste, possibly overcompensating for their lack of melanin or penile girth, so I don't purposely seek out their shows. However, when I went to visit my friend Tanisha (my whitest black friend) in 2010, we checked out Sage at The Fillmore in San Francisco. Although I missed half of the show to go smoke out with and bone one of the venue's security guards, Paul (Sage) Francis not only got me with his real content, but he also put on a high energy show that not many chubby men can pull off without looking like Chris Farley (RIP).

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