10 Songs With Surprisingly Good Sex Advice

Categories: Sex Appeal


Rihanna, "Cockiness (Love It)"
Lyrics: Make me your priority / There's nothing above my
pleasure / She may be the queen of hearts / But Imma be the queen of
your body parts

Lesson: Nobody cares if you're taken when they want to get in your pants. If you don't make your lover your priority, he/she will find someone who will.


Kool G Rap & DJ Polo, "Talk Like Sex"
Lyrics: Only nineteen and over permitted
/ No matter how much young girls wanna be with it / Y
ou ain't ready for the bed

Lesson: Some men have slighter higher standards than others. (Kool G Rap isn't one of them; he just wants someone a little more experienced to shish-kabob).


Portishead, "Glory Box"
Lyrics: So don't you stop being a man / Just take a little
look from outside when you can / Show a little tenderness / No matter if
you cry

Lesson: If you want to be perceived as a sensitive lover, listening to Portishead is the quickest way to become weepy.


Daft Punk, "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"
Lyrics: Work it harder, make it better/ Do it faster makes us stronger/ More than ever hour after, our work is never over

Lesson: Bust out those kegel exercises, boys and girls. Because at the end of the day, power and stamina are always key.

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