10 Songs With Surprisingly Good Sex Advice

Color Me Badd, "I Wanna Sex You Up:
Lyrics: Let me take off all your clothes
/ Disconnect the phone so nobody knows, yeah
/ Let me light a candle so we can make it better
Lesson: Cell phone = mood killer, especially if your ringtone is something obnoxious like Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' "Thrift Shop." And candles will mask any odors you may have lingering in your apartment.

Lil' Kim feat. Sisqo, "How Many Licks"
Lyrics: Lick me right the first time or you gotta do it over / Like its rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial
Lesson: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... without complaining.

Teddy Pendergrass, "Turn Off the Lights"
Lyrics: Let's take a shower, shower together / I'll wash your body and you'll wash mine, yeah / Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah / And I'll do the same thing to you
Lesson: Showering before the act is the most sensual form of OCD.