10 Songs With Surprisingly Good Sex Advice

Categories: Sex Appeal

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Sometimes paying attention to song lyrics pays off. We decoded some great sex advice in these sensual songs:


R.Kelly, "Bump N' Grind"

Lyrics: So show me some ID before I get me deep into you
Lesson: First things first, make sure she/he is of consensual age. (Too bad R Kelly didn't take his own advice).



Chris Brown Feat. Kevil McCall, "Strip"
Lyrics: Pants, shirt,
you can take it off, panties, bra, you can take it off / Red bottom
heels, you can take 'em wait, wait, leave 'em on, cause I like my woman
tall! / Got a hot momma, you're hotter than a sauna I wanna peel them
clothes off your body like a banana / The only reason I dress you in
that designer is to get you out that Dolce & Gabbana!

Lesson: Usually sex works best if ALL clothing is
removed, but leaving your shoes on is welcomed, especially if you are
dating someone with a fetish.





Missy Elliot, "Work It"

Lyrics: Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa / Phone before you
come, I need to shave my chocha / You do or you don't or you will or
won't you / Go downtown and eat it like a vulture

Lesson: Keep it maintained down there, at all times, in case of short notification of fornication.


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