10 Songs With Surprisingly Good Sex Advice
Makeout Party © Jena Ardell.
Sometimes paying attention to song lyrics pays off. We decoded some great sex advice in these sensual songs:
R.Kelly, "Bump N' Grind"
Lyrics: So show me some ID before I get me deep into you
Lesson: First things first, make sure she/he is of consensual age. (Too bad R Kelly didn't take his own advice).
Chris Brown Feat. Kevil McCall, "Strip"
Lyrics: Pants, shirt,
you can take it off, panties, bra, you can take it off / Red bottom
heels, you can take 'em wait, wait, leave 'em on, cause I like my woman
tall! / Got a hot momma, you're hotter than a sauna I wanna peel them
clothes off your body like a banana / The only reason I dress you in
that designer is to get you out that Dolce & Gabbana!
Lesson: Usually sex works best if ALL clothing is
removed, but leaving your shoes on is welcomed, especially if you are
dating someone with a fetish.
Missy Elliot, "Work It"