Five Songs To Get Lindsay Lohan Through Jail Time

3. Madonna, "Papa Don't Preach"

Long gone are the days of The Parent Trap but it seems like Lindsay will always be trapped with awful parents. We're not blaming her folks for everything because after all, Lindsay is an adult with her own brain. Just saying that maybe if her parents did a little more preaching and a little less pimping out their own kid, well you just never know what could have been. That being said, this song should resonate as the hours fly by in her (larger than most) cell because she has finally gone too far and is "in trouble deep." In regards to the song, I guess we can at least be thankful that there isn't a baby involved. Can you imagine? Oh the humanity!

2. Neil Diamond, "Forever In Blue Jeans"

Of course we couldn't pass up the chance to slip in a little romance should Linds get a worthy cell mate who happens to look hot in a jean jumpsuit. Hey, we all know it isn't out of the question! Should the moment strike when the moon light glimmers though the bars of her window and the scent of pruno from one cell over dances through the air like perfume, Lindsay can get all wrapped up to this Neil Diamond classic. She can close her eyes and think of the freedom to be with whoever she wants by the fireside...when she is not locked up. Maybe Neil will give her the inspiration that she needs. Who knows? Stranger things have happened...to her that is.

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