Famous Musicians Are Just Like Me and YOU! (We Have Proof)
 |
| Jena Ardell |
We always get a kick out of tabloid magazines disguising celebrities' mundane activities as accomplishments to prove they're just like average people. By loosely applying inductive reasoning to these senseless stories, we are able to feel good about ourselves. Example: When we see a photo of Cameron Diaz shopping for her own groceries, we perceive ourselves shopping for our own groceries; therefore, we assume Cameron Diaz's life is just as unglamorous as ours. (Which would explain why people enjoy viewing mindless slideshows about celebrities cleaning up after their dogs).
So we scoured Twitter and gathered recent tweets from famous musicians tweeting about normal life events to prove these celebs are just like me and you. You won't believe what unamazing things musicians do when they're not being rockstars:
THEY HAVE COMPUTER PROBLEMS:
12/14/12
Glenn Hughes @glenn_hughes
My cat, Hughie Hughes, just walked on to my Mac keyboard, and deleted my bookmarks menu...haha!
THEY THINK ABOUT EATING OTHER PEOPLE'S LEFTOVERS:
12/12/12
Edward Droste @edwarddroste
These girls just ordered a huge plate of nice meats and left them untouched. Kinda want to eat them. Debated with bartender.
THEY HAVE POOR EYE SIGHT:
11/25/12
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
Just tried reading a hotel shampoo bottle an arms length away from my face to check if I still need contacts-Turns out I do. Eventful night.
THEY GET IRRITATED BY INTERNET TROLLS:
12/14/12
Mark Hoppus @markhoppus
CHIPMUNKS ARE A TYPE OF SQUIRREL! DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU START TRYING TO CORRECT ME! HARUMPH!
THEY LIKE MEN NAMED JOSE:
12/7/12
Juliette Lewis @JulietteLewis
I never met a Jose I didn't like. #RandomThought
THEY HAVE MEANINGFUL EPIPHANIES:
12/5/12
Rob Thomas @ThisIsRobThomas
Sometimes I think the guy talking to himself on sunset is actually communicating with the guy talking to himself on santa monica.
THEY OFFER BIZARRE ADVICE:
12/14/12
Wyclef Jean @wyclef
Think before hurting someone or urself: The hearts u stole to get ur "rewards" won't extend ur life like it happens in a videogame
THEY MISS OPPORTUNITIES TO GET LAID:
12/7/12
dıpןo @diplo
kinda embarrassed I got so stoned last night that I fell asleep but left a bunch of topless indonesian girls in the pool #dilarang
THEY MAKE GRAMMAR MISTAKES:
11/14/12
Uffie @UffieOfficial
dieing for the new american horror story
THEY DON'T USE PUNCTUATION MARKS:
12/7/12
GAVIN ROSSDALE @GavinRossdale
Truth is my omelette is getting worse Solidifying in front of me Edges curling like they're mad at me Looks fake now
THEY SHAMELESSLY PROMOTE THEMSELVES:
12/3/12
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This is strictly a commercial tweet, promoting my new, yet-to-be-determined project. Please check it out!
THEY EAT CRAPPY FOOD:
12/9/12
Pete Wentz @petewentz
I need every mcnugget sauce, everytime.
THEY WISH THEMSELVES A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA SITES TO GARNER MORE HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES:
12/14/12
Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge
Happy b day to me....reminiscing an old photo http://instagr.am/p/TMPSQ2Luzs/ http://fb.me/251IXNNxi
Follow us on Twitter @OCWeeklyMusic and Like us on Facebook at Heard Mentality
Email to Friend
Write to Editor
Print Article
