We always get a kick out of tabloid magazines disguising celebrities' mundane activities as accomplishments to prove they're just like average people. By loosely applying inductive reasoning to these senseless stories, we are able to feel good about ourselves. Example: When we see a photo of Cameron Diaz
shopping for her own groceries, we perceive ourselves shopping for our own groceries; therefore, we assume Cameron Diaz's life is just as unglamorous as ours. (Which would explain why people enjoy viewing mindless slideshows about celebrities cleaning up after their dogs
So we scoured Twitter and gathered recent tweets from famous musicians tweeting about normal life events to prove these celebs are just like me and you. You won't believe what unamazing things musicians do when they're not being rockstars:
THEY HAVE COMPUTER PROBLEMS:
My cat, Hughie Hughes, just walked on to my Mac keyboard, and deleted my bookmarks menu...haha!
THEY THINK ABOUT EATING OTHER PEOPLE'S LEFTOVERS:
These girls just ordered a huge plate of nice meats and left them untouched. Kinda want to eat them. Debated with bartender.
THEY HAVE POOR EYE SIGHT:
Just tried reading a hotel shampoo bottle an arms length away from my face to check if I still need contacts-Turns out I do. Eventful night.
THEY GET IRRITATED BY INTERNET TROLLS:
CHIPMUNKS ARE A TYPE OF SQUIRREL! DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU START TRYING TO CORRECT ME! HARUMPH!
THEY LIKE MEN NAMED JOSE:
I never met a Jose I didn't like. #RandomThought
THEY HAVE MEANINGFUL EPIPHANIES:
Sometimes I think the guy talking to himself on sunset is actually communicating with the guy talking to himself on santa monica.
THEY OFFER BIZARRE ADVICE:
Think before hurting someone or urself: The hearts u stole to get ur "rewards" won't extend ur life like it happens in a videogame
THEY MISS OPPORTUNITIES TO GET LAID:
kinda embarrassed I got so stoned last night that I fell asleep but left a bunch of topless indonesian girls in the pool #dilarang
THEY MAKE GRAMMAR MISTAKES:
dieing for the new american horror story
THEY DON'T USE PUNCTUATION MARKS:
Truth is my omelette is getting worse Solidifying in front of me Edges curling like they're mad at me Looks fake now
THEY SHAMELESSLY PROMOTE THEMSELVES:
This is strictly a commercial tweet, promoting my new, yet-to-be-determined project. Please check it out!
THEY EAT CRAPPY FOOD:
I need every mcnugget sauce, everytime.
THEY WISH THEMSELVES A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA SITES TO GARNER MORE HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES:
Happy b day to me....reminiscing an old photo http://instagr.am/p/TMPSQ2Luzs/ http://fb.me/251IXNNxi
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