|Definitely not touched for the very first time|
Holy hell! In case you thought Octomom Nadya Suleman's
flesh baring escapades were limited to stripping and masturbation videos, the cover art for her album debut has her once again falling back on her true talent...a stunning lack of dignity.
Recently, the La Habra mother of 14 posed nude for an album cover amidst a wall of crosses with musical partner Adam Barta (the guy who has his hands full) for their album, Sexy Party due out September 4. We're glad to see they've changed the original title, Get on the Dance Floor, to something that will likely speak more to the true heart and soul of the project.
According to TMZ,
the album art is inspired by Madonna's Like a Virgin.
Hear that? That's the sound of a joke writing itself. Just months after a split with 23-year-old boyfriend Frankie G
, we're glad to see the break up has had zero impact on her race to total media whoredom.
Since we've not yet heard this masterwork, we'd love to hear your best guesses for what this offering will bring to the table. Either way, this soon-to-be platinum recording is sure to sweeten the deal for the lucky sap, er, guy who is about bid on a date with her
. Definitely check with out friends over in Navel Gazing
for a proper breakdown of all her inspiring, money-making ventures.