Tutting Your Skillz, Bro: 5 Most Ludicrous Dubstep Dances

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Among all the screeching and wobbling of dubstep, the newest music sensation in America, there are dances that go with all the noisy bass drops. Some find it annoying to watch while others think it's an extreme talent. I find these godawful. See what you think of these five ludicrous dubstep dances after the jump.

5. Tutting


Unleash your fingers with a prayer position. There are many moves that can be added to the style of tutting, but the idea is to act like an Egyptian while popping. Except this is not the '80s, don't try to walk like King Tut.

4. Flailing


Either she is a flailing fish or trying to get out of a sanitarium. No matter the case, this move is ridiculous. If you see anyone doing this in the club, please give them water or call security and have them escorted out.

3. Skanking


Go stupid, go stupid...It's not your birthday... Skanking to dubstep is not comparable to when people skank to ska. In this case, people dance awkwardly while their bodies try to flow with the music. Key word: "Try."

2. Vibrations


Shake, shake, shake like you have a seizure. Have to much coke for breakfast bro? The idea of this move is to shake violently with the erratic bass drops and wobbling like it was an earthquake.

1. Shuffling

Wait for it, wait for it. Now dance like it's Saturday Night Fever. Shuffling is a dance craze that has taken over mainstream EDM fans all over. Shall we say it is the Dougie of techno? Sure, let's say that, and maybe it will be gone in half a year. If the floor changed colors with each stomp, like in this video, though, we'd like it better.

Bonus footage

If you didn't find any of the prior videos annoying, I promise this one will do the trick:




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17 comments
Terrycart
Terrycart

Nice post, it does make me feel happy then, Some of the dances are acceptable to me.

rusko
rusko

Tutting and shuffling are cool styles, although both of those guys were mediocre.  I've never seen flailing before . . . awkward, maybe she'll grow out of it.

Economic Warfare Ins
Economic Warfare Ins

lol spider men you forgot that one where you where masks and dance like a super hero while spinning the discs round and round. 

Dubstep
Dubstep

Now I can shuffle to the dubstep songs at the concerts hah.

Liz Turcotte
Liz Turcotte

This article was hilarious! Thanks for the tips! :)

peaceloveunderstanding
peaceloveunderstanding

Since when did OC weekly become a conglomeration of top 5 worst 10 lists.... with heavy emphasis on everyone sucks?? 

Dave Lieberman
Dave Lieberman

Well, there's fourteen minutes and fifty-six seconds of my life I'll never get back.

rusko
rusko

 Oh yeah, that track was nice, good combo of sick synth. w/ a melody

Lbose
Lbose

Didn't you hear? Trolling is the new reporting.

Lbose
Lbose

I meant trolling is the new journalism.

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