Six Songs with the F Word in the Title for Valentine's Day
I mean, we just got over the pressure of the holidays and now we're expected to come up with more gifts to show our love and appreciation. And do we ever get it right? Of course not. We're guys and we suck.
But we know if we play our cards right, tonight's almost a slam dunk in the bedroom. With this on our minds, we're acting all soft and cute with our roses, cards, teddy bears and chocolates, but what we're really thinking about is getting naked with you. (To be fair, we're also thinking about how to get you naked on the other 355 days of the year, but tonight, the odds of that happening are much higher and we like when the odds are in our favor.)
So while you're thinking about how he went to Jared or how every kiss begins with Kay, plain and simple, we're thinking about fucking you. Just so you can't say I didn't warn you, here's the soundtrack to what's going through our minds as you gorge yourself on chocolates and white wine spritzers.
The Dwarves -- "Let's Fuck"
Is there anything I can say about this song that the title doesn't already say? The answer is no. However, it's not often that I can squeeze the Dwarves into a list and it's even less often when I can quote the lyrics ""Old enough to bleed/old enough to breathe/old enough to pee/then she is old enough for me." In fact, this song is so genius (and short), let me quote nearly the entire song for those of you who don't speak punk (by that, I mean people who aren't good at deciphering fast songs): "Eyeballs for breakfast/jack off for lunch/I'd like you better if you had a fucking cunt/let's fuck/I'm made of rubber/you're made of glue/I wanna stick my fucking cock inside of you/let's fuck." The awesome thing about the Dwarves is that this isn't the only song that could have made this list. Other nominees included "Who's Fucking Who," "Fuck 'Em All" and "Fuck You Up and Get High." Come to think of it, maybe the latter would have been a better selection.
Bikini Kill -- "I Like Fucking"
Dr. Dre -- "Fuck You"
Notorious B.I.G. -- "Fuck Me"
Snoop Dogg ft. Akon -- "I Wanna Fuck You"
Xzibit -- "Fuckin' You Right"
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