Chris Brown is a Bonafide Dick: Five Reasons Why

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​Chris Brown is an immature asshole, I think that's been safely established by his sophomoric Twitter rant after winning a Grammy last Sunday. But with the news that Rihanna enlisted her ex and the man that brutally beat her, to feature on a remix of "Birthday Cake," one thought comes to mind: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?! Not only is the pop princess crazy to see him again, but also to have him put his vocals on this track? It diminishes the seriousness of the situation and almost makes a mockery of domestic violence and assault in that she'd take him back after the fact.

Rihanna is a role model to millions of young girls and because of her actions; she is showing them that domestic violence is acceptable and isn't either. Not once has she spoken out and told Brown to go fuck himself, which is what many were hoping she'd do. However, with his nonsensical rant along with the news that many young, idiotic girls tweeted that they'd let Brown beat them too, the situation has clearly reached a boiling point to where people aren't going to be sympathetic to Rihanna if something were to happen to her again. That being said, here's a list of reasons why Chris Brown is a dick.

5. He's oblivious: You would think that after three years, Brown would get it. Yes, everyone deserves a second chance, but that's only after a person shows remorse and is truly sorry for his actions, which Brown isn't

4. He continues to defend his actions:
There's no defending domestic violence. Sorry, not happening. What he did to Rihanna and in the aftermath demonstrated a rage that is seemingly uncontrollable. By trying to defend what he did, Brown shows how much of a dick he is because any self-respecting man would never touch a woman; nevertheless defend beating the shit out her.

3. He thinks he's cooler than he is: By playing the "I'm cooler than you and you better deal with it" card, Brown is converting very few people. His performances are still terrific and he still has a swagger that makes him a fantastic singer, however, that doesn't make up for the fact that no matter what he does, he comes across as a macho punk.

2. He has little respect for others: No matter what he may claim, the singer has little regard for anyone other than himself. Why you ask? If he really cared about his friends, then he wouldn't continuously put them in jeopardy by being associated with him. He consistently makes his handlers, friends and fans look like idiots for supporting him because just when they think he's turned a corner and is trying to make amends, he will tear it down in one swoop.

1. He IS a dick: There's no way around it, Brown is a dick. Remember that infamous Good Morning America interview when Robin Roberts pressed Brown about the 'situation' and he went ballistic and stormed onto the street shirtless after tearing the dressing room apart? Or how about his immature Twitter rant? Or how about him beating Rihanna? The guy is bonafide dick, there's no way around it.

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farnsworth bigglesflorn
farnsworth bigglesflorn

you, my friend, are just an idiot

thejokerlies
thejokerlies

@farnsworth bigglesflorn----You, my "friend" are a douche for sticking up for a Dick like Brown.

farnsworth bigglesflorn
farnsworth bigglesflorn

bet you couldn't say you've never hit a woman, hell she probably beat you up in the process

SQR3
SQR3

While there is no denying that Chris Brown is a cowardly woman-beating immature A-hole, you all are missing the obvious point. Chris Brown is a talentless poseur hack who fronts like he's something special, when in fact he is just another huckster of lame lip-synched bullshiite drivel passed off as music. The fact that he "won" a Grammy, and the fact that his "music" or "performances" get accolades are a real sign that there is something wrong with the music industry, and something vastly wrong with the public's awareness of what it means to be a professional musician.

X_pau
X_pau

Rihanna just wants to hop back on Chris and ride his long ding-dong!

Just saying
Just saying

Rihanna just wants to hop back on Christ and ride his long ding-dong! 

Spencer Askin
Spencer Askin

I'm completely with you. Well except for the part about his performances being terrific and him being a fantastic singer. Whether or not he turned himself in or Rihanna has forgiven him, he committed an act that should be a career ender. It is never ok to lay a hand on a woman, but when you are a celebrity you are held to different standards. Millions of people are watching you and know everything you do whether you like it or not. What Chris Brown did should have been a career ender. Literally the end of his career. Even if he apologized I don't understand why it's ok for him to perform places, win Grammy's, didn't he win a BET award almost a year ago? And based on his rant after the Grammys, that its the "ultimate fuck off" it shows he hasn't learned anything and is, was, and will always be a complete stupid fucking asshole. Fuck Chris Brown. Fuck everything about Chris Brown. I don't think I've ever been as angry about a celebrity who's actually work I could not care less about. Obviously my opinion means nothing, and some of you who think he's great would love to argue, and that's fine too. I just don't understand why people think its ok to send the message to kids and everyone around the world that you can beat your girlfriend for the entire world to see and no one will talk about it if you learn some stupid fucking dance moves.

FU
FU

Get it straight... He's an asshole not a dick!

Johnny
Johnny

Honestly it seems that they deserve each other. I am constantly disappointed that their music is in any way popular. It says a lot to the level of what the public supports through their dollars and cents in still buying and therefore supporting them. If you bought their music then you are saying please go ahead and be a dick. Otherwise dissing them really makes no sense to those that feed into it. A bit two faced I would say.

Timjkidd
Timjkidd

...who the 'f' is Chris Brown?

thejokerlies
thejokerlies

A talentless hack who needs his @ss kicked, in my humble opinion.

Guest
Guest

Yea, Chris Brown is a fucqueboy and failure. All of his fans are fucquegirls and failures; pun intended. I gave him a chance to be cool but he keeps doing mean, arrogant, saying means things. LOL, Chris you're only getting girls because of your money, not your looks

ol salty
ol salty

Dude you sound like you're pretty obsessed with Rihanna and Chris.  Its reassuring to some that Chris Brown now has his own stalker.

Guest
Guest

I feel sorry for your mother

guest
guest

A man who strikes a woman is not a man, he is a coward. PS - that wasn't a strike that was a beat down. Just stop paying attention to both of them and hopefully they'll go away. 

TruthTeller
TruthTeller

Is this the type of trash that is being promoted as actual journalism these days. It's a shame when people with no journalistic integrity are given positions on major websites. People like you sadden me. This kid committed a very horrible mistake. However he turned himself in the next day. He plead guilty to his crimes. He was charged with a felony and accepted it. He did a year of necessary weekly anger management classes. He did hundreds of hours of community service toiling in the fields of Virginia. He did hundreds of hours of charity work. He has apologized over and over. What more do you want from him. Does he need to get on a cross and bleed for you, so he can finally please the bitterness hatred you're projecting on him from every man who did you wrong?

Yeah he has had some mess ups along the way (i.e. his twitter rants and the Good Morning America fiasco), but the road to rehabilitation is a not a smooth one. Rehabilitation takes time. People with anger/impulse control problems, do fall short sometimes and make mistakes when they are trying to rehabilitate themselves. However this kid has shown constantly a desire to truly be better. How long are you going to try to crucify him.

I wonder: if someone tried to demonize you for every mistake you made, and never allowed you to move forward with your life because of one thing you did, and constantly rubbed in your face 24/7, would you feel the same way.

Grow up.

Guest
Guest

LOL, you should the song American Idiot off of iTunes, learn the lyrics and realize why you are scum, your race/women are the joke of the world

714truth
714truth

This is the dumbest article ever. I should be a writer... Gees....

Guest
Guest

I DOUBT IT DUMB AZZ BECAUSE IT'S GEEZ NOT GEES. LOL, 714 at it's finest ladies and gentlemen

Joe
Joe

Eventually, he'll be back in the news for another "mishap".  Then, you can look for this article in the archives and see that it was foretold.

Guest
Guest

LOL, yea, he's gonna be getting his azz kicked soon. That's the way karma goes and that's when I'll enjoy seeing him on the TV again.

LiveurlifeThisyear
LiveurlifeThisyear

CHRIS BROWN speaks what I know to be the truth. HE,his mother and his fans ARE tweeted  ugliness, hatred and evil on a daily basis. These people, your Andy Levys make a mockery out of domestic violence. What about those WHITE DICKS that come at CHRIS BROWN like they're 'SANDUSKY SICK.' IF CHRIS BROWN is such a terrible person then why do they crave his attention??? Why do they TWITTER STALK him? THE TRUTH AND NOTHIN' BUT THE TRUTH IS WHY GOD MADE ME A BREEZY FAN!!!

Guest
Guest

LOL, because you are ugly dumb azz

LiveurlifeThisyear
LiveurlifeThisyear

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH U!!! BUT CHRIS BROWN DID NOT DO THAT TO U!!! AND GOD BLESS #KINGBREEZY!!!

Mrsb325
Mrsb325

IT HAPPENED 3 YEARS AGO. WHAT HE DID WAS WRONG, HE APOLOGIZED AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT SHOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT NOW IS RIHANNA. IF SHE HAS FORGIVEN HIM THEN I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE CAN SHUT UP ABOUT IT. THESE CHILDREN THAT YOU SAY SO CALLED "LOOK UP TO" RIHANNA AND CB SHOULD HAVE PARENTS THAT ARE SMART ENOUGH TO TEACH THEM WHATS RIGHT AND WRONG. THIS IS NONE OF ANYONE'S BUSINESS AND IM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT. I LOVE THEM BOTH AS ARTISTS AND I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE INCIDENT DON'T HAVE LIVES.

William
William

It happened 3 years ago so he should be forgiven? I guess that is how you will feel towards George Zimmerman in three years?

LiveurlifeThisyear
LiveurlifeThisyear

They r insisting, INSISTING, that Rihanna be a role model!!! What kind of girls should have Rihanna 4 a role model with the kind of songs and performances she has been doing 4 some time???

Guest
Guest

LOL, you a nicca bitch, huh? Sounds like it. LOL, do yourself a favor, get an education and then you might, not guaranteed but you might become attractive wife material instead of hoodrat HIV material Ghetto azz bitch

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

I don't care if it happened 3 or 30 years ago! And I don't care if she's forgiven him or not...he can apologize til the end of time but if he's not truly sorry it doesn't make any difference. How sorry can he possible by if he continues to defend his actions?

TruthTeller
TruthTeller

He has never defended his actions. He turned himself in to the cops for Christ's sake and he has sad he was wrong multiple times. Grow up! He turned himself into the police and accepted full responsibility. You don't even have facts. You're just an angry, bitter, individual looking for someone to hate, because your own life is a wreck.

909Jeff
909Jeff

All I saw was ...  give her a playful slap in the ass!

mmmmmmmmmmm!

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

Exactly. You can't take it back. And what Chris did to Rihanna was worlds beyond a black eye and a split lip...and some people seem to view it like all he did was give her a playful slap in the ass!

909Jeff
909Jeff

Fish, I dont know how people rationalize it.  At least to me there is no taking it back.  There is no amount of I'm sorry that can cover a busted lip or black eye.  But that's just me.

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

I've never had a man put hands on me, but I appreciate your sentiment. There are still people who think if a woman gets smacked around by her man she must have provoked him in some way...the same way rape victims get told they "must have asked for it." Why is it the woman who bears the responsibility when a man acts out...doesn't a "real man" have control of his temper?

909Jeff
909Jeff

Fish... 

I'll say it... I fucking Hate chris brown and I wish a beating on him like he gave to Rihanna.

In my opinion a man that beats a woman is one level above a child molester.  

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

No, I just don't take kindly to men who use their girlfriends as punching bags. AND I NEVER SAID I HATED HIM! Hate is a very strong word...I hate WHAT HE DID TO RIHANNA, ok? I hate the fact that he's allowed to win an award and perform at the Grammys even though he savagely beat a woman only 3 years ago, ok? You should know I'm also very angry at Rihanna for having anything to do with him...they're BOTH sending the wrong message...as if violence against women was no big deal.

Brendav0188
Brendav0188

people really need to come to their senses and mind their own business. if Rihanna chooses to get back with Chris Brown thats her business people need to stop judging if u dont like him then y listen to his music and y be all up in his ass.

Guest
Guest

LOL, you a nicca bitch, huh? Sounds like it. LOL, do yourself a favor, get an education and then you might, not guaranteed but you might become attractive wife material instead of hoodrat HIV material Ghetto azz bitch

909Jeff
909Jeff

yeah you're right... I mean domestic violence and a man beating the SHIT out of a woman is no one else's business... And we'll all go back to the happy times when klutzy women just happen to run into a door or fall down the stairs.  

Chris Brown is a piece of SHIT and he deserves every bit of the ridicule he gets... He should have never been allowed to record again and definitely not been nominated for a grammy!

TruthTeller
TruthTeller

No, YOU'RE a piece of shit. YOU deserve nothing but the same hatred, ridiculous, and anger you're projecting on him. He has apologized multiple times, he turned himself in, he is trying to better his life. And sad, pathetic, hate-filled, bitter people like you who have horrible lives and who try to destroy people via the internet have nothing better to do but try to project your hate onto him. Grow up. How dare you refuse to show him any mercy or forgiveness, yet I'm sure if you had screwed up in your life, you would be begging for it. You're pathetic.

Johnny
Johnny

Don't feed into the dialogue that ahhhem... TruthTeller is on about. A waste of your time honestly. See! Chris Brown's actions and Rihanna's stupidity only create ill will. Best not to even give it any of your further attention? Point has been made and a response only dignifies it.

909Jeff
909Jeff

So i guess that makes it all A-Okay! 

He beat a woman... He went home and then only after his attorney talked him into it he turned himself in...Gave a BS half hearted apology then named his next album F.A.M.E. (Fuck all my enemies) then throws a bitch fit on the today show where he destroys the dressing room like a kid then leaves with his shirt off so everyone can see his tough guy tattoos. Then after winning a grammy tweets out a juvenile message.  But yeah... I'm the piece of shit because I fall on the side of not beating women being responsible and not acting like a spoiled asshole. 

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

Preach it, Brother Jeff! ;-)

It's like I've said before, Sinead O'Connor got more crap for tearing up a picture of the Pope than Chris Brown ever got for putting hands on Rihanna. "Screwed up" doesn't begin to cover it...

909Jeff
909Jeff

Fish, My wife was SCARY pissed off that he performed at the Grammy's and that he won... Her and her little twitter gaggle were all aflutter!

909Jeff
909Jeff

You should have just stopped at "He beat a woman" 

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