Jacuzzi Boys Get Super-NSFW Fan Video for 'Glazin'' With More Vag Than Lilith Fair

Ivan Santiago
The Jacuzzi Boys
We like the Jacuzzi Boys' music and all, but we didn't know the Miami band could inspire such devotion. Apparently, guitarist/vocalist Gabriel Alcala, drummer Diego Monasterios and bassist Danny Gonzalez's flair for heavy metallic glitter, neon glam-rock opuses and erections have inspired a video that's both incredibly creative and disturbing at the same time.

Six fans dress up their crotches using arts-and-crafts supplies (glitter, plastic eyes, glue, paint, wigs, yarn, cellophane, etc.) and disguise their vags as an octopus, different kinds of aliens, Santa Claus, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, a hamburger, a vampire, the plant from Little Shop of Horrors, the Jacuzzi Boys themselves, Frankenstein, a glitter alligator, and Homer Simpson--all so they could flap their lips to the song "Glazin'."

It's actually pretty funny, the more you watch it. (There's a doggie cameo at 1:56--but no pussy, if you can believe that.) And it's probably on par with Big Bad Wolf's "Duck Sauce," but begets even more questions, such as "What glue did they use?" and "Are those fish hooks they're using to pull those lips apart?"

Anyway, see it after the jump. (We warned you: This is totally NSFW. And you will probably get grossed-out. And lose a boner or two.)

Jacuzzi Boys - Glazin' (CENSORED) from Jacuzzi Gals on Vimeo.

The six fans who made this video sent this to the Jacuzzi Boys (UNCENSORED VERSION HERE):

we are 6 girls (and one tiny dog) who looooove the Jacuzzi Boys!!!!! (don't wory 18+, don't be gross)
We made a fan vid a few nites ago we all got together at Karen's new apt. Anyways, this is our favorite song from the new album.

Jacuzzi Boys,
We know your on tour but want to send you this!!!

we made this account cuz of all the weirdos on youtube, but if you are in the band send us a message! You guys are so cute!! our dream is to meet the boys, so if anyone that sees this knows them . . . make sure they see it and know that we are glazin' (lol) for them always! hope u all like it!!
everyone else don't be pervy, it's just fun! vagina's are so sci-fi, right?



And here's what the Jacuzzi Boys replied:


HOLY . . . SHIT . . .
What the fuck?! This is so insane & beautiful . . . We're speachless! This is hands down the coolest thing a fan has ever done . . . Wow. We wanna ask a million questions, but we won't . . . but, Yes! we're absolutely down to make this public . . . We'll now call this the "official" video for Glazin'! It's a masterpiece!

It couldn't have come at a better time . . .
Happy Halloween!

Forever in debt,


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