You know how it goes: "First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage!" It's the same for everyone--even embittered hipsters who view love ironically fall prey to evolution and feel the need to procreate, so to speak. But if you're eschewing all sorts of labels (along with baby sign language and cloth diapers) you might want to see what makes you (inadvertently) a hipster parent. Just, you know, FYI.
10. Your kid has all sorts of ill-fitting handmade hats made by well-meaning friends.9. You make your kid wear band shirts.8. You own every single one of the Rockabye Baby! soundtracks. 7. Your kid has a hippie name culled from a jazz musician, a greek god, or a character from a J.D. Salinger book.
|Yes, this is Zooey Deschanel as a baby|