Doobie or not Doobie? Five (Possibly) Weed-Related Lines in Shakespeare's Work

As the bones lay resting at the Church of the Holy Trinity in Stratford-upon-Avon pending the Professor's request, speculation as to whether William Shakespeare was high when he composed his famous literary works only raises new questions about possible working titles or first drafts of famous quotes.*

A selection of five classic works of Shakespeare reconsidered:

A Midsummer Night's Spliff

The Medical Marijuana Merchant of Venice Beach

The Merry Wives of Weed

Eighth Night

All's Well That Rolls Well

Five famous quotes as they might have originally been or intended:

"Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May" (Sonnet 18)

"Get thee to a dispensary." (Hamlet)

"We few, we happy few, we band of tokers." (Henry V)

"A hit. A very palpable bong hit." (Hamlet)

 "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. Don't fuck up the rotation." (As You Like It)

*Special thanks to Noah Zweig and Meleiza Figueroa for help compiling this list!