Ten Unintentionally Perverted Video Game Titles

With silly movie titles such as The Midnight Meat Train and locales called "Lake Titicaca," nothing is safe from the hilarity of unintentionally perverted names. Thanks to awkward English translations and clueless game companies that just so happen to overlook how awkward their video game titles are, numerous games over the years have fallen victim to embarrassing names that somehow end up sounding like it could the title of a porno flick instead.

The following are ten hilarious examples of unintentionally perverted video game titles.

Touch Dic

System: Nintendo DS
Release Year: 2005
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Don't ask for it by name.
Make sure you don't walk into your local Gamestop store and say, "Hi, I need Touch Dic!" For one thing, you may get arrested. Also, Touch Dic is a dictionary software tool released in Korea. The game arose controversy on the internet after FailBlog posted the game's cover and mentioned the perverted innuendo.

6 Inch My Darling

System: Sega Saturn
Release Year: 1998
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Oh, Engrish. Thanks to the awkward translations between Japanese to English, we get to witness some of the most hilarious examples of bizarre game titles. No, 6 Inch My Darling isn't a game about a 6-inch male appendage, you foul-minded person. It's about three little six-inch-tall-sized people, and it's another Japanese text adventure game.

Project Rub
System: Nintendo DS
Release Year: 2004
Known in the United States as the equally awkward title, Feel the Magic: XY/XX, Project Rub is a quirky Nintendo DS minigame compilation about a man protagonist who tries to impress a woman with the help of a strange group of people known as the "Rub Rabbits." He attempts to win her over by using a variety of methods, ranging from romantic gestures to protecting her from a stampede of bulls. Yep, this is one weird-ass game.

The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
System: Playstation Portable
Release Year: 2004
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L.o.H. T.i.t.S.
Upon first glance, there doesn't seem to be anything perverted about the name of this PSP role playing game, right? Take a look at how the game title can be acronymed: L.o.H: T.i.t.S.

Yes, to clearly point it out, the acronym sounds like "low tits."

Sticky Balls
System: Gizmondo
Release Year: 2005
Sticky Balls, as unpleasant as it may sound, is a game released in 2005 for the worst selling handheld video game system EVER, the Gizmondo. The object of this game is to shoot balls at other balls in order to form clusters and eliminate them. Oh, grow up.

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