UCLA Girl's Racist Rant, Remixed--a Bunch of Times

You knew it was going to happen: Wannabe model Alexandra Wallace, now infamous as the UCLA girl who posted a racist rant against Asian students on YouTube, is not only all over the news, but she's also gotten her rant remixed. More than once. And her video was first posted over the WEEKEND. (Watch them all after the jump.)
The thee-minute video has Wallace trashing Asian students at UCLA; according to her, Asians are spoiled (their whole families come to their apartments to cook and clean and do laundry for them because they can't fend for themselves) and are really noisy in the library.

The worst part? She mimics an Asian student answering a cell phone in the school's library, saying "Ohhhhhhhh! Ching chong ling long ting tong! Ohhhhhhh!" "Hi. In America, we do not talk on our cell phones in the library!"

Oh, wait, maybe that's not the worst part--the worst part might be when she adds, "Five minutes later, it's the same thing, but it's somebody else. It's like they're going through their cell phones, talking to everyone in their families about the tsunami thing." The video was posted on FRIDAY. Yup, the same day the 8.9 earthquake and tsunami devastated Japan and left thousands dead and entire villages wiped out.

According to our sister paper LA Weekly, "University spokesman Phil Hampton told the Daily Bruin last night that the video was 'repugnant' and couldn't confirm if Wallace was actually enrolled at UCLA."

Check out the original rant, then the remixes. I think people can do better--I mean, c'mon! How can you go wrong with "ching chong ling long ting tong" as a hook?!

Here's the original rant:


And now, the hip-hop remix!


And a dub-step mix!


And another dub-step remix, possibly better than the last one!

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kerky thea
kerky thea

LMAO, butthurt white peoplehttp://www2.macleans.ca/2010/1...http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sep...

I'm not even asian or white, I'm one of the 2.5% of African-American students who go to UCI. White people better get used to being surrounded by people who don't look or sound like them, because I sure have.

Step up your fucking game instead of whining about cheaters or people speaking funny languages or whatever you think affirmative action is you butthurt snow monkeys.

Expelling her for this video was a bit much, but I'm not going to complain because it's payback for the mountain of privilege she enjoys by virtue of being a conventionally attractive socal tramp.

Mitchell
Mitchell

Repugnant Phil? Yet another white groveler. I sure hope they don't try to take any action against this young woman for exercising her constitutionally protected right to free speech. If they do, FIRE will be on their ass like white on rice.

Kabuu
Kabuu

So what was her major? UCLA does not have "fashion design"

Chavarria89
Chavarria89

she looks like the type of roommate that fucks in the room while the other roommate is trying to sleep...LOL

Robert Crumbunist
Robert Crumbunist

Seriously, just wrap it up, white people. We're done for. It was fun while it lasted but it's time for us to get the fuck out and embrace minority status. We had it coming. We brought it upon ourselves. We deserve it all. We deserve much worse.

Robert Crumbunist
Robert Crumbunist

The real minority demographic are the students who go to school to actually learn things that are worth a shit, not spoiled brats seeking prestige, weed, binge drinking, sex with whores, and are so socially crippled that they are unable to coexist with classmates that don't share the same number of eyelid folds, hair, or skin color.

It must have all went downhill with that Animal House movie.

Lovey
Lovey

For her own sake I hope her Mrs degree comes through soon.

black stocking fetish
black stocking fetish

Ive been to Asia and I gotta admit shes partially right.. What I cant understand how the dean of UCLA is a hyporcrit..UCLA has segergation clubs for minorities but Whites cant have one.. One time we went their during club fair and the black groups only allowed BBQ plates to Black students only.. when My buddy got a hold of a bbq plate, a black guy grabbed the plate rudely and said ''you aint black'' Imagine If a White person did that to a black student.. all kinds of hell would break loose.. Yes!! asians are very rude and they do not have respect for anybody else.. If you all dont belive me, head on over to westminister or garden grove and go to the asian mall.. go into the food court and ask asian ladies sitting down next to empty chairs and ask ''is this chair taken''? they will say ''YES!'' then they will put their knock off gucci bag on it.. or go to an asian buffet and stack your plate and watch the sneer looks and rude comments theyll ll spew..(buffetALLYOUCANEAT). they rarely say excuse me..This Blond is my idol...''ATTN ASIANS, PLEASE BE DIRECT WHEN TALKING SHIT..LOOK INTO A PERSONS EYES.. INNUENDO TALK IS FOR COWARDS

dean
dean

Stupid ass fucking bottle blonde fake titty whore. Whose dick did she suck to get in such an institution? God I fucking hate these spoiled racist whores.

Don't kid yourself, UCLA is full of cunts that think and behave exactly like this. This bitch's mistake was uploading her shitty ass fucktarded opinions to youtube.

ih8h8terz
ih8h8terz

the last one is the best one! yes that is catchy!

Hysterically Frustrated
Hysterically Frustrated

OMFG! (THO ROTFFLMFAO at the same time cause she looks SOOO typical of a pampered lil' princess WHO COULDN'T "FEND" for herself - especially in LA - for 1 minute outside the area of UCLA/Beverley Hills).. IT IS SOOOOOOOOO SCARY TO THINK ABOUT THIS BIG(IN YOUR FACE.. FOR EVERYONE TO SEE (breasts/implants))-TIME WANNABE' POLE-DANCER (who looks to be 'fresh of the BUS' herself) "STUDYING POLITICAL SCIENCE!!!".. Well, we know that at least one person will have her back - Sarah Palin - haha/ERK!.. Probably Gloria Alred too considering how she came to the aid of the oh-so-mistreated & under-paid.. (oops - 'compensated') hoes that Tiger Woods (surprisingly - hahaha) had on the side.. Which, btw, (for those that didn't notice) was the biggest 'Weapon of Mass DISTRACTION' used in several years (since SARS, MJ, Martha Stewart, Kobie Bryant, etc. all within the first few months of the Iraqi invasion) - THAT SAME WEEK 40,000+ SOLDIERS (the LARGEST at one time since the beginning) were sent to Afghanistan.. not many noticed thanks to the mainstream media & Tiger's (NOW) WELL-compensated hoes!

Ihateusc
Ihateusc

future porn star in action!!!... dang, who did she sleep with to get into ucla?

black stocking fetish
black stocking fetish

Alexandrea Wallace Is a Modern Day Pioneer. unfortunate lyJust bad timing right now with the Tragedy in Japan

Mitchell
Mitchell

Or yap on the cell phone in the library.

Mitchell
Mitchell

Invented the internet, and the airplane, and the computer, and the television, and just about everything in the modern world.

DubV
DubV

Lol you should spell check before you agree with irrational idiots mr/ms Black Stocking Fetish *segergation you would make Andrew Johnson proud. Well, instead of taking a plate of food and saying you aint black; White people put on white hooded robes and then proceeded to deny Black people entry into Orange County, so go eat at Lucille's!! That's why you yuppies establish them in predominantly gabacho neighborhoods and I don't believe you I went to Westminister to purchase my son clothes and the nice woman that happened to be Asian was quite pleasant.

Ihateusc
Ihateusc

and just like clockwork, here comes the mexican asian hater... im guessing asians didnt treat you too nice huh, probably thought you were some low life gang banger... judging from your illiterate ramblings, i dont blame them

black stocking fetish
black stocking fetish

Trust me dean, the way you talk, I can tell you hate HOTT CHICKS..usually guys who never had a HOTT CHICK uses words like ''WHORE'' ''CUNT''or perverted reference to their breast..The reason why I dont bash HOTT CHICKS is because I had them and know how much more excitement they bring compared to a overweight homely ladie.. I hate dating Homely ladies.. My Libra sign will not allow my mind to do it..I rather be alone than to fuck around with an homely ladie. I also hate ugly ladies who hate on HOTT CHICKS..In order to understand what im sayn, you have to have had a HOTT CHICK BEFORE.. I notice guys who dont get this theory, usually have ladies who are not eye catchers or head turners... But others like me who had HOTT CHICKS know exactly what Im talking about.. I never use the word ''Whore'' that word is for bitter folks who are stuck with either nothing or some FATT ladie..

black stocking fetish
black stocking fetish

she made no mistake! yeah, she must of sucked some dick to get in..shes White of course, so we know she didnt get in on some poor urban minority grant on a 2.0 g.p.a. and we for sure know she isnt majoring in chicano studies or sociology.. those are the two majors to teach racist minorities that its ok to blame the ""WHITE MAN""

black stocking fetish
black stocking fetish

Alexandra is Fine Looking..I would take her over any asian ladie anyday..the asian ladies can put the blue contacts on, trendy clothes, heavy eyeshadow, I still would pick Alexandrea any given day.. when I look at Alexandrea, she reminds me of the 80s when Blonds where everywhere until the bull dyke looking jew ran government got tired of seeing them flaunt their HOTT Bodies and flooded our country with the babie making machines ''the mexicans'' to decrease our HOTT American Blonds like Alexandrea here.. I think Im falling in Love.. Ive been watching her all day and I watched the youtube rant like 20 times already..I cant stop thinking of her and I wish I was in her room with her..shes a little bit bigger for my usual preferance, but hey, thats what gyms are for..or the lapband..yes!! thats what gyms are for..so some of you guys on here should teach your wives what a gym is made for..

MayhemInTheHood
MayhemInTheHood

It's a good thing you yourself avoided peppering your argument with prejudices and stereotypes. That would've been hypocritical. Great job!

black stocking fetish
black stocking fetish

I know, Can you belive that Black fool for pulling away that Plate? I told My buddie, We should go Beat his ass for the Disrespect, But we backed off, cause we didnt want a hate crime charge..Plus we knew he and his group was hurting being living in Westwood.. I thought Keep your plate of burnt bbq crap!! Im going to A restraunt tonight and Im gonna do something these clowns dont know how to do.. TIP the WAITER.. anyway, yeah asians use to be smart and nerdy, but theyre to arrogant now..its annoying..But leave the Japanese out of it, they are cool Asians, plus their the 2nd Dominant Race

jme
jme

YOU GOD DAMN RIGHT BROCALLI N BEEF BREATH!! This Alexandria IS A Fine role model for a WIFE.. Sorry, she dont Like asians either.

Robert Crumbunist
Robert Crumbunist

Eurocentric white supremacist stormfront refugee degenerate smegma foolishly thinks the generic blonde California cum dumpster #46764976 is the pinnacle of beauty and goes into conniptions when we (civilized people) don't ga-ga over their repulsive personalities, fake tits, and first world-parasite lifestyle. It's as if these bourgeois trash come out of an assembly line. I have trouble telling them apart. Please note the earth-shattering, mind fucking-boggling irony that east asians are viewed by stupid white cunts as all looking the same.

The Wayans brothers are more attractive as white chicks than actual white chicks.

Robert Crumbunist
Robert Crumbunist

Until very recently, the UC system did not practice affirmative action you stupid fucking white nigger.

Erik
Erik

if you like her so much. there are some naked pictures of Alexandra floating online. she is also a bikini model. she did some topless pics.

Robert Crumbunist
Robert Crumbunist

Anorexic made-up white women resemble crossdressing boys. Nice job being a closet pedophile. Why do you fuck children?

Mitchell
Mitchell

Is "Robert Crumbunist" a white dude with the yellow fever? I used to have that, then I discovered my manhood was slightly above average size for a white man.

Robert Crumbunist
Robert Crumbunist

What I wrote was clear as a bell but you're an semi-literate white nigger that freaks out over big words and minorities composing better English than you. Your eyes simply glaze and it shows up on your computer as CHING CHONG CHING CHONG 白種人無法讀取 DESU KA

black stocking fetish
black stocking fetish

What the hell did you just explain? I didnt catch it and I read it twice..the only thing I got was your name is robert, rob robbie or bob.. so I take it your one of those guys who say, ''I dont care what anyone says, my wife is beautiful to me'' keep tellin yourself that bob

Mitchell
Mitchell

Actually, ever since prop 209 passed, UC administrators have tried every trick in the book to enroll 'underrepresented "minorities"'

black stocking fetish
black stocking fetish

until very recently?? what do you mean? its 2011..do you realise you just gave me more ammunition for my arguements.. recently? that shit should of stayed gone after Ronald left the presidentcy.. Thats crazy!! recently?

black stocking fetish
black stocking fetish

now your just a weirdo.. Whats it like to be non White? does it suck? I wouldnt know

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