Isn't It Too Early For This?: Coachella 2011's First Fake Lineup

• DUDE, FUCK COACHELLA! I'M ALL ABOUT THESE TOUCH OF ROMANCE BITCHES ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE. LET'S GET OUR DICKS HARD N' SHIT.

• on saturaday

• This isn't grunge fest this is Coachella.

• I'd hit that too!

• You know it's fake when the headliners are way lamer than the ones listed right before the headliners come on people

• WHERE THE HELL IS RUSKO?

• i love this line up!! too bad its fake.

• soo many bands have repeated to come back and headline. the black keys have played two or three times already

• i hope this is real, glassjaw is in this line up

• Get KiD CuDi on coachella!

• everyone of those acts has performed at Coachella before........ they don't do very many repeats, duh. Hopefully they will make an exception for Kanye... especially bc he just made one of the best hip-hop albums of all time.

• oh and la roux

• And we need: THE CURE LYKEE LI TEGAN & SARA AND METRIC

• no no nooooo kayne west... no and wheres MGMT?

• I am also happy that people stopped with the Smiths reunion. I like this line-up, except for Kanye West. I pray to GOD Kanye is not there. I wish Portishead would get the headliner spot they deserve. 2008 was crap that Jack Johnson headlined while Prince replace Portishead as Saturday's headliner. Arcade Fire would be a good headliner and Daft Punk.

• Dream Show: Soundgarden Pearl Jam (since they share a drummer) Smashing Pumpkins Tool (or A Perfect Circle) Foo Fighters Alice In Chains Stone Temple Pilots Primus Mudhoney Melvins Clutch Tad (unfortunately Nine Inch Nails and Ministry are no more) Maybe Red Hot Chili Peppers and the Beastie Boys, too. Oh...and Snoop/Dre/Eminem.

• Kanye West sucked when I saw him back at Coachella back in the mid-00s. I hope he is never invited back. Neil Young performing with Pearl Jam would be epic!

• I don't see the Japanese Motors reunion....HELLO!

• Mondo Cane? A Mike Patton repeat? I wouldn't hate that.

• LA Font on Saturday? eff yeah

• LA Font on Saturday? eff Yeah

• There is a Band out of Bakersfield, California named VELORIO that should be considered for one of those shows at coachella..They know how to bring it..check em out @ WWW.VELORIOMUSIC.COM

• This isn't even the first. There were at least two floating around before this. Speculation for next year starts a few weeks after the fest ends.

• The DD Angeles can hold their own with any group Rap Rock Punk http://www.reverbnation.com/theddangeles

• I'd hit that.

• Not even funny to joke about Godspeed You! Black Emperor!

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