Truce Colors: MTV VMAs Gives the World One Night Without Cleavage Carnage ... Almost

​Where's Lil Kim when you need her? ​When the only movement in a Boob War comes from Ke$ha and a 64-year-old Cher squeezed into a 21-year-old Bob Mackie bodysuit, you know things are bad. And don't think I'm bagging on Cher because of her age. It's already on the record that, at 65, I still consider Helen Mirren one of the sexiest women in the world. But unlike Cher, she has the good sense of not wearing the same outfit she sported in 1989 to a big, televised event in 2010.