All too often, Boob Wars
coverage talks too much about the big names and front-line combatants and not enough about the civilians and little people affected by the constant bombardment of cleavage and cup size.
Thankfully, the national scientific community hasn't forgotten about these people. A recent study
, in fact, found out how breast size--along with other factors--affects a waitress's tip.
Think you can figure out the findings without having to go to the jump?
Of course, this study was done by self-reported survey of waitresses on a website, so it's not exactly scientifically airtight. But it does finally give validity to the hiring practices of Hooters
The other nice news is that this means Lindsay Lohan, now that she's squandered most of her career opportunities in Hollywood, could make ends meet as a waitress instead of just being a punching bag for one