Boob War 2010: The Battles Rage On as a Lady and a Dame Draw Up Their Tit Offensives
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Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga takes to the cover of Rolling Stone and whips out the big guns. Literally. If strapping twin AR-15s to your tits isn't a sign of aggression, I don't know what is.
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Also, if you have any doubts about the sheer destructive force of those dual mam-cannons, take note that this is the same issue of Rolling Stone that could end Gen. Stanley McChrystal's military career. Clearly, Gaga is taking no prisoners.
Helen Mirren
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What makes Helen so sexy is that she's not afraid to be sexy, as she shows in a recent interview and photo spread for New York Magazine. She's classy, saucy and experienced enough to know that the key to winning any Boob War is by waiting for the fighting to die down and picking off your younger, stupider opponents while they're racked with severe pain from poor lumbar support.
And according to the article, Mirren claims she's on the same team as Gaga, Madonna, Miley Cyrus and Scarlett Johansson. Is this the Alliance To End All Boob Wars?
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