Two more enemy combatants have entered the fray of this summer's Boob War
, which was ignited by Katy Perry's frontal assaults at the MTV Movie Awards and in her video for "California Gurls." Ms. Perry, prepare to face off against Lady Gaga and Dame Helen Mirren.
Lady Gaga takes to the cover of Rolling Stone
and whips out the big guns. Literally. If strapping twin AR-15s to your tits isn't a sign of aggression, I don't know what is.
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As a rule, the breasts of a sexagenarians aren't something that excites a lot of people. Unless, of course, they belong to Helen Mirren, who holds the title as hottest 64-year-old in the universe (and you can extend that to hottest 65-year-old in the universe, too, as her birthday's next month).
What makes Helen so sexy is that she's not afraid to be sexy, as she shows in a recent interview and photo spread
for New York Magazine
. She's classy, saucy and experienced enough to know that the key to winning any Boob War is by waiting for the fighting to die down and picking off your younger, stupider opponents while they're racked with severe pain from poor lumbar support.
And according to the article, Mirren claims she's on the same team as Gaga, Madonna, Miley Cyrus and Scarlett Johansson. Is this the Alliance To End All Boob Wars?